Life — August 20, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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- LIFE: 111 ‘* Bossy,” said the minister at the dinner-table, “ what do you expect to do when you thd up?" “*T'll be a minister, I think.” ‘*That ’s a laudable ambition, indeed, Bobby. Do you think you will like to be a minister?” z Bobby replied. ‘Pa says you ‘ve got the softest job ‘New York Sun, M USICAL AMATEUR (to Irish fiddler): “ My good friend, do you play by note ?” : Be earn Irish Fiddler : * Divil a note, sor.” “ BLoop relations mean near relations,” said Widow Coshan- : “Do you play by ear, then?” nigan to her boy. A Divil'an Ge lyont Moet Well, then, you must be the bloodiest relation I've got.” ** How do you play, then?” —éx. By main stringth, be jabbers! and it's moighty dry THE representative to the legislature from Calabash County ‘ struck his favorite attitude, glared upon the House, and, in low, OLD MAN (to daughter): ‘Young Mr. S. paid you a fine | deep tones of much deliberation, said, with great emphasis: compliment last evening, my dear.” ‘* For what did my constituents send me here?” And then he Daughter (delighted): ** What was it, papa?” glared again, brought down his brows and repeated in a voice of Old Man: ‘* He said you were a very intelligent young lady.” | thunder, as he looked straight at the member from Blossom Daughter (disappointed) : ‘'O, pshaw ! I told mamma I would | County: ‘For what did my constituents send me here?” Tak- look Tike afright in the brown dress, but she insisted on my | ing this as a direct appeal to him for important information, the wearing it."—Mew York Sun, little man in the baggy pantaloons jumped to his feet, and, with his right hand pointing to the zenith, said, in tones of great earnestness : '* God Almighty only knows !""—Argonaut Storyette, Girt: ‘I will look at your hammocks, please.” Dealer: ‘* Yes, Miss. Now, there is something nice. Not expensive, but at the same time pretty and strong.” WHAT CAUSED THE TROUBLE. Gitl; ‘It does n’t look very strong.” ; . \ , Dealer: ‘I will guarantee it to sustain a weight of 300 “Are your domestic relations agreeable?” was the question unds, Miss.” put to an unhappy looking specimen of humanity. ‘Oh, my Girl: ‘ Let me see; 120 and 165 would be just 285—very | domestic relations are all right,” was the apy “it is my well, I will take that one."—Mew York Times. wife's relations that are causing the trouble,"—Z£ x, Cashmere KRAKAUER, HENRY HOLT & CO. and Habit Maker, And Betlerue Ave., Newport. Published this day by arrange- ment with the author's Bo u q u et representatives T ro) i | et S oa p. Maseeao ta a jackets I . . texture Has the largest sale of any superfine toilet iding Mabits a A Family Affair, soap. Perfume novel and excep- Cipin and ae ensured tor Style’ and. fx ‘do the tionally strong. rag’ nor rack up.’ Tne BY Send four cents in stamps to spectfoo sete ; HUGH CONWAY. Colgate & Co., N. Y., for sample cake. PREJUDICE IS A THIEF, Henriette Frame, And will rob you of mane good things. Our cigarettes are as fine as can be produced. ROBES AND MANTEAUX, They have lately been improved, are not hard nor 7 _ ‘ Iry—Will always smoke free and moist—Will not phy sanpthag) Sees If you are not opposed to a change and cannot Leisure Moment Series, 30 cts. ‘Out of town orders receive special atten- _| Obtain them of your dealer, send to the manufac- tion, Perfect fit guaranteed on receipt of turers for a sample. measurement, ‘WM. S. KIMBALL & CO., : Jolfed G* Cxves 232 West 22 Steeet, Tew York.| rnin ines Red Samp Rochester N.Y, In view of the increasing demand for hire of elegance and JT bywell known that OLIVE OIL, SOAPHif pure—is better for the human shin than any other kind. CARMEL SOAP M CLASS STANDARD offers a guarantee of perfect purity, as it is made in PALESTINE by « MISSION SOCIETY, who express the oli them: of style, at reasonable prices, we are selves, and ship the Soap direct to thelr Agent In New York, Used for the tollet it gives a good complexion, and for the . Dursery it keeps the children’s skin bealthy. Recommended for the teeth on account of Its sweet taste, and for washin, Prepared to meet the emergency with the hale.| SOLD BY FIRST CLASS DRUGGISTS AND GROCERS. ax - an unusually select line for spring Neat; severkable (0, the most. refined Lundborg’s Perfume, Edenia. Rider Cotunes and Liveries © | Lundborg’s Perfume, Maréchal Niel Rose. (p Lundborg’s Perfume, Alpine Violet. 166 Siocth Hove. ; Lundborg’s Perfume, Lily of the Valley. NEW YORK. Lundborg’s Rhenish Cologne. comicbooks.com