Life — April 2, 1885 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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> LIFE 195 A SyracusE man has procured an autograph of Cues Victoria , by sending her twenty-five cents with his request. This opens up AT SEISERS A MLy a new revenue of wealth for the monarchs of the effete East.— Minerva New York Graphic. First Boston Girl—‘*Going to vocal practice this morning, E seemed to tread on air, and kick Second Boston Girl—* No, my dear Calliope, I have a bad With haughty feet each way, cold and am quite hoarse.” And I gazed with wonder as he passed, First Boston Girl—‘ Ab! been exposing yourself to the And admired his aristrocratic cast, weather ?” As I greeted him ‘* Good day,""— Second Boston Girl—' Yes, I went out yesterday and forgot to But all he said was, * Hic.” put on iny spectacles ?”"—Boston Courier. “Gramercy, man !" I answered quick, “ How did you feel 7” a man was asked, after telling how he ‘* How proud thy body swings! was caught by the cow-catcher of a locomotive and thrown over Who canst thou be?» Such high-born ‘lugs’ the smokestack into the tender. Are ever the mark of princely pugs “Well, I did n't like it, although I must say I was very much Who spurn all common things.”” taken up with it at first,” he replied.—Mew York Journal. But he simply answered, ** Hic.” “ Won’ you have another piece of pie, Mr. Featherly 2” asked Bobby, hospitably. His mother was entertaining a few friends at dinner and the dessert was being discussed. “Thanks, Bobby,” Featherly replied, ** since you are so polite about it, I believe I will take a small piece more.” ** All right,” said Bobby. ‘* Now, ma, remember your promise. You said if it was necessary to cut a second pie I could have two : pieces,”— Transcript. Then I saw his face tum deathly sick, CaucastIAN Tramp—" My colored friend, please lend me a And his cheeks grew ashy pale, quarter ; I fought, bled, and suffered four years in the Union Tho’ he tried to keep a stately calm army to make you a free man.” As he tumbled into a policeman’s arms, Colored gentleman—“ You did your duty, sah ; but ‘bout loan- And was hurried off to j: ing you dat quarter, do n't keer, sah, to rewive de bitter memories But all he said was ** Hic.” Aro. of de wah."— Sexas Siftings. ** What, fool! are my brains so thick ? Ah, then, some Roman old Thou art, who doth not deign to talk Upon thy proud, wsthetic walk,— T know thy tongue right ‘cold. But he simply answered, ** Hic.” HENRY HOLT & CO. Cashmere JACQUES KRAKAUER, HAVE JUST READY Lavigs’ Tatton ann Hasit Maxer, Dobson's at the Sign of| 19 B. 21st St., N.¥., and Bellevue Ave., Newport. the Lyre. | Bo u q uet . scmahier tees Lotte Paris for traveling, walking Square 16mo, uniform with the Author's and yachting costumes. ViGNETTES IN RHYME. $2.00. Toi let Soa p. Also a very Give line ot , Spring Styles in goods suit- Chanson's de Roland. : Ble for Ridiog. Habits Has the largest sale of any superfine toilet able for Riding Habits, Translated by Ltonce RABILLON of Jobns soap. Perfame novel and excep- | personal attention to each French.-German.-Spanish. | coigate & Co., N. ¥., for sample cake.| sd. \eitended isvetinoat delay: satioh BF ber Ricks SY Reseaebal's celebrated MelsTaN: seni eon on cer fection ofexercises Sample copy, pert I, a5 cts. Liberal Ulsters and Jackets. Hopkins University. 16mo. (Library tionally strong. Mr. Krakauer gives his of Foreign Poetry.) $1.25. . hN ii Send fourcentsinstampsto | Valin of his patrons, Orders from out of town ‘OU .. by weeks’ study, master either of these lan- | < y Ybevaes eefcently fr every ay and business cover. = | A perfect fit guaranteed SyStaM. Terms, $yco for books of each lan | Lundborg'’s Perfume, Edenia, . wih privilege of anqwere to all questions, 8 Lundborg’s Perfume, Maréchal Niel Rose. Terms to Teachers. Lundborg’s Perfume, Alpine Violet, Mclsterchaft Pblishing Co. Boston, Mass, | Etdbow’s Pertine, Liye be Vater. | Menciette Frame, Box 2275. 7 = THE GENUINE eROBES AND MANTEAUX,, Jbffeed G. Careoll, | FRamisconvense takes oceasion to anguncs that shes in and Summer Costumes, . Out of town orders receive special attene TAILOR & IMPORTER. tion, Perfect fit guaranteed on receipt of measurement, In view of the increasing demand THE FRANK B. CONVERSE | 932 QQest 228 Street, Mew York, for garments of elegance and HIGH : Z | , - CLASS STANDARD of style, at reason- Banjo Instruction and Salesroom, | frog paladin hanes 6 West 42d Street, New York. ge Es for a wear, acceptable ry = GEO. MATHER’S SONS 1 Ring Costumes and Liveies in | ON RO'R GINDING RINTING INK nglis! les. “LIFE: (f: Iho Chis! Grctag asad borebie 60 JOHN STREET, N. Y. 1 66 tocth Jbve., Witt hold 26 numbers. Mailed to any part of | THIS PAPER IS PRINTED WITH the United States for $x NEW YORK. Adéress, office of * LIFE,” 1155 Broapwa OUR SPECIAL -LIFE- INK. comicbooks.com