Life — August 28, 1884 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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LIFE T was only a bang up magnetic shock from Lulu Hurst, who was having a surf-fit of bathing at Long Branch. Curious, wasn’t it? “PAUL ATKINSON, “The only man who can manage Lulu.” . . . WOULD give—well, a liberal reward to create the one-ten-thousandth part of the interest that those 15 seconds’ disturbance did. SMALL Hopes ST. JOHN. WAR CRY OF THE CONEY ISLAND SUNDAY BESIEGERS —Va Victuallers.” UN MoT pour LA GAULOIS—Speak well of the Ferry that bears you safely over. ULysses the Silent has at last opened his lips in praise of the Plumed Knight, whose statesmanship he admires, whose election he desires, and whose aid and comfort (in case of election) he no doubt requires. Since the memorable affair of Saul of Tarsus, we can recall no conversion so sudden, so complete and so absolutely amazing. The suspicion is a har- rowing one, but could so radical a change of heart have also been brought about by a vision—the vision of a country post- mastership par example? Can such things be, and over- come us like a Mephitis Americanus without our special wonder? We pause for a reply ! HENRY HOLT & CO, N.Y, GRADY & McKEEVER, tare | Cavanagh, Sanford & Co., HAVE READY ; RENNER & The Baby's Grandmother RENDER. VNTO $CISSOR$ THOSE THINGS WHICH ARE SCISSORS - T'S strange, but true, that dogs’ pants are the heaviest in hot weather.—Brooklyn Times, Tue night that Othello sat down on Desdemona was the original smother evening.— Washington Hatchet, % “I say, boss, wud yez give me a Joight ?” said an old Irishman on Park Row. ‘The gentleman looked alternately at his freshly-lighted cigar and the half-filled bow] of the Irishman’s weather-beaten dudeen, and a look of disapprobation came over his face. “1 may have a match,” he remarked. He found one and handed it over. The Irishman crooked his knee and drew the match slowly down his trousers Jeg. “Oi 'm thinkin’,” he said, “that (puff) yez musht (puff) be wan of (puff, puff) thim doodes, Y. Sun. A GERMAN newspaper contains the following advertisement : “If Charles Frankerberge will either call on or write to Karl Schmidt, on the Kaiser Strasse, No. 26, he will hear something to his advantage. His wife is dead,"— Texas Siftings. bitten by a bat and shortly afterward died of lockjaw.” Mrs, Brown (tartly): ‘If she had been bitten oy the kind of hat you went on while IT was away last summer, she probably would have died from delirium tremens."— Graphic. Mr, Brown : **1 sce in the papers that a woman was Sy COMPANY, ieaLansin | Merchant Tatlors Ry L. B, Walford, author of * Mr. Smith."* | F I N E AR T S.| aia Importers, 16mo, Leisure Hour Series, $1.00 5 Leisure Moment Series, cents No. 719 Sixt Av! Among the Chosen. FACTORY, 218 W. 42d STREET. An American Novel. ASKIN OP BRAY LT IB AION FOREVER. | Ortentat Crevm’ or Magical Beautifter 16mo (American Novel Series, No. §), $1.00. | “* Dio Lewis's Monthly is the grandest Magazine we have ever seen.” Normal Teacher & Examiner, PURIFIES as well as whit dott, Bosrtifes the Shi. No other coemetic Send 6 cents in stamps for a sample copy Dio Lewis's Monthly | $2.50 per year. 25 cents a copy. : tug DOSS'S For SALE BY ALL DEALERS. ura cere iy OVAL ah ‘bot | the least harmfai fated altho Buin Agents wanted. Send for terms, | te,mill last siz_mootha etn FRANK SEAMAN, Publisher, | tSronsbow” the U. Be Cenadae s42 BROADWAY, New Yor, | Seplggeriges, ¢i.c08 Rew aed Bere cre | one selling the Designers and Manufacturers ot EVERY DESCRIPTION OF PICTUKE FRAMES, ieboek Infary tatheshie. \\he MANUFACTORY SAC i ¥. Gv 16 West 23d STREET, | New York. _ | Opposite sth Ave, Hotel, NEW VORK. | All the latest London Fabrics rezularly imported, GEORGE MATHER'S SONS, PRINTING JNK, 60 Joun St, New Yorn. This paper is printed vwith our cut ink, BELFAST IRELAND “AUN ‘Aempeorg cf ‘ssOu ‘H AUNSH comicbooks.com