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The Thompson Street Poker Club. From ‘* LIFE.” AND OTHER SKETCHES, By the Same Author. NOW READY. PROFUSELY ILLUSTRATED, Price, 50 cents. FIRST EDITION ALREADY EXHAUSTED. For sale by all Newsdealers and ac Lire Office, 1155 Broadway, New York. Order of your News Company. ~ RIPE * Ben Butter will stand about as much chance in a Democratic National Convention as a snow- ball in Hades.—Ga/veston News. Now are the wild, weird songs of night Borne to us through the open lattices, And wake us up in sore affright— Some are cats and some are catesses. —St. Paul Herald, A LITTLE five-year-old miss of the Stock Yard district somewhat surprised her mamma this morning by the mature remark: “God is every- where, mamma; he’s all over me, and you mus n't spank me, ’cause if you do, you spank God."—Exchange. AN Indian chief, while in Washington, was taken to see the burlesque show. After the perform- ance he remarked, through an interpreter, that the Great Father was very kind to send the poor In- dian blankets, when they were so much needed at home.—S. F. Argonaut. A LITTLE girl came from her Sunday-school in a high state of indignation because her Sunday- school teacher had told her that Jesus was a Jew. “Was he a Jew, mother ?” “ Why, yes, my dear,” said the mother, a little doubtfully, as if unwill- ing to concede the objectionable fact, but unable to deny it ; “I suppose he wasa Jew.” “ But I thought He was the Son of God.” ‘So He is, my dear.” ‘I don’t see how, then, He could be a Jew,” responded the young sectarian, ‘ for God 1s a Presbyterian.”—Christian Union. AMUSEMENTS. DEN MUSEE. 5 WEST 23D ST. SPLENDID BUILDING. Wonderful Tableaux—Historic Groups—Men ofall ‘Times — Art and Science — Chamber of Horrors— Trip Round the World in 600 Stereoscopic Views—Dioramas, Musee open from xr A.M. to xx P.M. Sundays from x torr P.M, Concerts in the Winter Garden from 2 to 5 and 8 to 11. Admission to N socents, Children, 25 cents, If you have Toothache, Headache or. Neuralgia; McGraw’s Electric Fluid. It will drive it away. Crittenton, Wholesale Agent, New York. a Ae Edenia. Maréchal Niel Rose. Alpine Violet. Lily of the Valley. Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg's Perfume, Lundborg's Perfume, Send a 2 cent stamp to pay postage on a Handsome Lith- ographed Razor. It will pay. Address The Clinton M’l'g Co., 20 Vesey st., New York. Send one, two, three or five dol elars for a retail box, A express, N the Dest Candies ‘in. the world, put up ta handsome boxes. All strictly pure, Suitable or presents, Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner, 78 Mapison Sr., Cuicaco. HOTELS. AMERICAN PHOTO- & 15 VANDEWATER sRAVING would draw public attention to the facilities they extend to purchasers to procure dry goods from their MAIL ORDER DEPARTMENT, which is one of the most perfectly organized concerns on this continent. Expert Clerks are employed to fill every description of orders whether large or small, and goods are sent by return of mail or express according to instruction on receipt of remit- tance or C. O. D.—Subject to approval. Samples cheerfully mailed, free of expense, on application. Please mention this paper. Roston. ——COMMON SENSE BINDER—— FOR BINDING “LIFE: Cheap, Strong and Durable, Will hold 26 numbers. Mailed to any part of th United States , Address, office of “ LIFE,” 1155 Broapway, New York. New York Natatorium. SWIMMING SCHOOL & SWIMMING BATH, 2 and 4 East 4sth St., Near sth Ave. Qpen from 6 A.M. till x0 P. My daly. Special Hours for Ladies, from 10 A.M. till3 P.M. See Circular. PROF. H. GEBHARD. PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. PARKER & Co., BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D. PARKER. JOSEPH H BECKMAN, EDWARD 0, PUNCHARD. UABLETREATISH on this digoaso, to aug eatlercts lve Rx, ress & P, O, address, Dit, T. ee rad + EVE FOR 1883. VOLS. I. anp II. Vol. I., Jan. to June, inclusive ; Vol. II., July to December, inclusive, durably bound, for sale at the publication office Price, postage free, $5.0o0each. To subscribers returning a complete set for the year 1883, both Volumes will be forwarded for $5.00. Volume will be forwarded for $2.50. Address, To subscribers returning a complete set of one Volume that Office of LIFE, 1155 Broadway, New York. CHILDS? Treatment For CATARRH And Diseases of the HEAD, THROAT & LUNGS! Can be taken at home. “No case incurable when our questions are properly answered. | Write for circulars, testimonials, etc» REY, T, P. CHILDS, Troy, Obie. comicbooks.com