Life — July 3, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Constable ae) a Gentlemen’s Department. High Class Novelties in English and French Neckwear, Dress Shirts, Collars and Cuffs, Flannel-Negligee and Traveling Shirts, Pajamas, Boating and Bathing Suits, Smok- ing Jackets, Lap Robes in Pongee Silk and Cloth, Dress and Driving Gloves, Suspend- ers, &e. Broadooey KH 19th ot, NEW YORK. AMUSEMENTS. ss, WEST 23D ST. -ENDID BUILDING. Wonderful Tableaux—Historic Groups—Men of, all ‘Times — Art and Science — Chamber of Horrors— Trip Round the World in 600 Stereoscopic Views—Dioramas, Musee open from 1x A.M, to 11 P.M, Sundays from x tor P.) Concerts in the Winter Garden from 2 to 5 and 8 to 11, Admission to all, 50 cents, Children, 25 cents. DEN MUSE Send’ sone}, two; three or five dol- elars for a retail box, by express, of the best Candies in the world, put up in handsome boxes. All strictly pure, Suitable for presents. ‘Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Mapison Sr., CHicaco. HOTELS. PARKER F HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. Parker & Co., BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D, PARKER, JOSEPH H BECKMAN, EDWARD 0, PUNCHARD. We have sweet girl graduates, but the sweet dudes seldom get farther along than the Fresh- man year.—Graphic. Sarp a nervous lady to an Austin lady, at whose house she was making a call, ‘‘ Are you not afraid that some of your children will fall into that cis- tern in your yard?” ‘Oh, no,” was the compla- cent reply; ‘‘anyhow, that ’s not the cistern we get our drinking water from.”—Siftings. A MALICIOUS boy created a panic ina Montreal hotel one day last week by thrusting his head into the dining-room and calling out: “ Here comes an officer from New York with a warrant.” It was several hours before some of the most nerv- ous persons could be persuaded to come out of the woods and return to their meal.—Graphic. Joun ArmsTEaD, of Adrian, Mich., has a calf that was born without any hair on its body. A hairless calf is a very nice thing to show to call- ers; but when winter comes, and Mr. Armstead finds that he will have to put weather strips and an ulster on that bovine to keep him from freez ing to death, he will wish that it had been born with enough hair to keep it warm.—Peck’s Sun. A STAND OFF, A coupLe of practical jokers, living at a big up-town hotel, bought a terrapin while walking through the market the other day, and slipped it into the bed of a fresh arrival who had just regis- tered. They watched that night until they saw the newcomer retire to bed. In about ten min- utes a white-robed figure began shouting down the elevator shaft for the landlord. When the crowd got up-stairs the victim conducted the land- lord to the bed and turned down the clothes, “‘Mr. Hotelkeeper,” said the stranger solemnly, pointing to the terrapin, ‘‘I’m from New Jer- sey, and I can stand most anything, but either that bug or me has got to take another room.”—San Francisco Post. If you have Toothache, Headache or Neuralgia, get McGraw’s Electric Fluid. ’ It will drive it away. CG. N. Crittenton, Wholesale Agent, New York. Edenia. Maréchal Niel Rose. Alpine Violet. Lily of the Valley. Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg's Perfume, Send a 2 cent stamp to pay postage on a Handsome Lith- ographed Razor. It will pay. Address The Clinton M’'g Co.. 20 Vesey st., New York. AMERICAN PH ordan, ‘llleaus Company, would draw public attention to the facilities they extend to purchasers to procure dry goods from their MAIL ORDER DEPARTMENT, which is one of the most perfectly organized concerns on this continent. Expert Clerks are employed to fill every description of orders whether large or small, and goods are sent by return of mail or express according to instruction on receipt of remit- tance or C. O. D.—Subject to approval. Samples cheerfully mailed, free of expense, on application. 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