Life — June 19, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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_ : LTEE - beneld, Cot tab le KS Co, Gentlemen's I Department. High Class Novelties in English and French Neckwear, Dress Shirts, Collars and Cuffs, Flannel-Negligee and Traveling Shirts, Pajamas, Boating and Bathing Suits, Smok- ing Jackets, Lap Robes in Pongee Silk and Cloth, Dress and Driving Gloves, Suspend- ers, &e. PBroadevay KH 19th ét. NEW YORK. AMUSEMENTS. DEN MUS SPLENDID BUILDING. Wonderful Tableaux—Historic Groups—Men ofall ‘Times — Art and Scieace — Chamber of Horrors— Trip Round the World in 600 Stereoscopic Views—Dioramas. Musee open from ir A.M. to rr P.M, Sundays from x tor P.M. Concerts in the Winter Garden from 2 to 5 and 8 to 11. Adm ssion to all, so cents. Children, 25 cents. Send one, two, three or five dol lars for a retail box, by’ express, of the Dest Candies ‘in the world, put up in handsome boxes. Alll strictly pure. Suitable for presents. Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Mavison Sr., Cuicaco. 5 WEST 25D ST. HOTELS. ARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. PARKER & Co., BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D. PARKER, JOSEPH H BECKMAN. EDWARD 0. PUNCHARD. epositivs UM for AP a rounds nate ‘of the wo! red. Indeed ov etreag fnue Peiitsena wo SOMTLES Fi UABLETHELTISH onthe disonse co peta breas & P, Ovaddrees, Di, 7, A. SLOCUM Se OE So very shabby. Algerian “1 'm awfully dusty ; but.I thought you 'd like to know how I got on.” Gertrude "0, yes. Did your horse win?” Alger- non: ‘ No; but I pulled a sovereign off a ‘sweep.’” Gertrude : " A sweep ! Oh, Algy, how could you take the poor man’s money ?”—Funny Folks. WHITEWASHING THE SEA SERPENT. Wnatever thesea-side hotel-keepers may want, this country does not long for a zeuglodon. It would prefer'a plain, respectable whale to the most brilliant and dashing ‘zeuglodon that the combined hotel- keepers of the nation could produce. Even were it to be proved that the sea-serpent is a zeuglodon, its character would not be a particle better than it now is. That the animal called a sea-serpent does exist there can be little doubt, but it is idle to pretend that he is anything but. a serpent. Of course, he differs from other serpents, but he is distinctly a reptile, and not even Mr. Phelps, much less Mr. Wood, can’ con- vince the public that this corrupt and time-serving animal is aspotless magnetic zeuglodon left over from a prehistoric geologic period.—. ¥. Times. NEVER TOO LATE TO TAKE, Jusr after the bank had suspended, the president was standing on the steps when a man came up and asked : ‘* Bank busted ?”” “Yes,” sadly replied the president. te Won t pay any more money out, I suppose ?” “No.” “Well, I did n't want to draw any out. Thought that if the bank was n't too far gone I would make a deposit.” ‘Certainly, sir, certainly!” “Step right in and I can accommodate you."—Arkan- saw Traveler, If you have Toothache, Headache or, Neuralgia, get McGraw's Electric Fluid. ’ It will drive it away. G. N. Crittenton, Wholesale Agent, New York. Edenia. Maréchal Niel Rose. Alpine Violet. Lily of the Valley. Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg's Perfume, Lundborg's Perfume, Lundborg's Perfume, Sen’ a 2cent stamp to pay postage on a Handsome Lith- ographed Razor. It will pay. Address The Clinton M't'g Co., 40 Vesey st. New York, PARLOR ORGANS AND PIANOS. It has become a universally acknowledged fact that no- where in the world has the manufacture of Organs and Pianos attained such colossal proportions as in the mam- moth factory of the on, Daniel F. Beatty, of Washington, New Jersey. For years Mr. Beatty has devoted his entire energies to producing specialties of beauty, sweetness, power and purity, and that he has succeeded is proven from his enormous sales, which average over one thousand in- struments per month, “The combination of colossal propor- tions, immense capital, vast resources, with persistent and untiring energy, enables Mr, Beatty'to accomplish these unparalleled results, and stand before the people of this and other countries asthe greatest, largest and most popular Organ and Piano manufacturer in the world. AMERICAN PHOTO 15 Sg VANDEWATER Ae mM 5, Book i Pape and Inky Engkavins x8, tt hog nphs apd Phot size Nreduced\aretarged See IMtsteabons laf this Paper ; NGRAVING NEW YORK. | unlocking the door. . ordam, Company, would draw public attention to the facilities they extend to purchasers to procure dry goods from their MAIL ORDER DEPARTMENT, which is one of the most perfectly organized concerns on this continent. Expert Clerks are employed to fill every description of orders whether large or small, and goods are sent by return of mail or express according to instruction on receipt of remit- tance or C. O. D.—Subject to approval. Samples cheerfully mailed, free of expense, on application. Please mention this paper. Poston. 30 DAYS TRIAL 1S, loves & | Pern -VOLTAIC BELT and gine Etzerne APPLIANCES are sent on 30 Ds Ey {ONLY YOUNG (OR OLD, wh are euler: ing from’ Renvous Deeniry, TALITY, @ WEAKNESSES, and all those diseases of & ‘PERSONAL MaTURy. resulting, from ABUSES and OTHER Causes. Speedy relief and complete restoration to HEALTH, ViGoR and MaxtiooD GUARANTEED. Send at once for Illustrated Pamphlet free. Address Voltaic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich, New York Natatorium. SWIMMING SCHOOL & SWIMMING BaTH, 2 and 4.East 45th St., Near sth Ave. Open from 6 A.M. till ro P. M., daily. Special Hours for Ladies, from 10 A.M. till3 P.M. See Circular. PROF. H. GEBHARD. 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