Life — June 12, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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ARNOLD, CONSTABLE & CO. On account of the alterations in their re- tail building will sell at very low prices large lines of desira- ble Spring and Sum- mer goods. BroapWaAyY AND IQTH St. IMPOVERISHED AR.STOCRAT : ‘ What dish, waitah, combines the greatest, ah, luxury with the least ex- pense?” waite * Codfish and cream —fifteen cents.” ‘A.: “And how much for the codfish, ah, pain? | 94 ‘Waiter : ‘Same price, sir.” Vs Waitah, bring me some, ah, cream.”"— Harvard Lampoon. : THE BITER BITTEN. AUSTERE PEDAGOGUE (to small boy) : ‘ Boy, you speak very indistinctly. Don’t your friends ever tell you so?” Small Boy: “No, sir; they ’re not so rude !"— Moonshine. RECIPROCITY. “Vat? You have never been in France, mcess ? Zen ‘ow are you arrived at so vell speaking ze French ?” “Oh, well, monsieur, at school, you know, the girl who sat next to me at dinner used to eat my fat, and I used to do her French exercise for her ; so I got lots of practice !"—Lunch. THERE is more theology and logic on tap in the brain of the small boy than in that’ of the dignified D.D., and it is n’t every man who wears a seven and a ‘quarter hat that gets the best of him. “ The lions did n't like Daniel, oa they 2?” asked “Shavey Head ” of his well- -posted pay “Oh, yes, they did. The Lord made t the lions like him, so they would n't hurt him.” ; o Well, when God makes me like anything, I eat it, jo.” “Yes, yes. hate Daniel.” pa Then why did n't they bite him ?°—Hart/ord ‘ast. Go away, child. He made the lions AMUSEMENTS. DEN MUSEE. 5 WEST 23D ST. SPLENDID BUILDING. Wonderful Tableaux—Historic Groups—Men of _ all ‘Times — Art and Science — Chamber of Horrors— Trip Round the World in 600 Stereoscopic Views—Dioramas. Musee open from 11 A.M. to 11 P.M. Sundays from x tox P.M Concerts in the Winter Garden from 2 to 5 and 8 to 11. Admission to all, so cents. Children, 25 cents, Send one, two, three or five dol~ elars for a retail box, by express, of the jes ‘in the world, put tevin handsome boxes, All strictly pure, Suitable for presents, Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Mapison St., Cuicaco. HOTELS. PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. PARKER & Co., BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D. PARKER. JOSEPH H BECKMAN, EDWARD 0. PUNCHARD. CONSUMPTION. aeate | positive: bar for the visor casee, Sod worst kit kind and Gent, ea oureg, ind Loe so strong is my faith inite effi ry i Peiilsena: ‘LES FI together with a VAI BLE TREATISE on: ie Aisease, to oor pattorers ‘Give rg BE, O,addrece, Die T, A. BLOGUM, 181 Poari Bt, N. X- If you have Toothache, Headache or. Neuralgia, get McGraw’s Electric Fluid. ' It will drive it away. 5 Crittenton, Wholesale Agent, New York. Lundborg’s Perfume, Edenia. Lundborg’s Perfume, Maréchal Niel Rose. Lundborg's Perfume, Alpine Violet. Lundborg's Perfume, Lily of the Valley Sen4 a2.cent stamp to pay postage on a Handsome Lith- ographed Razor. Ie will pay. Address The Clinton M’f'g Co., 20 Vesey st., New York. 15 VANDEWATER S Make ypeMetar Pl A Ddokt and: Ink) Wings, Tino: cede this Paper ‘ would draw public attention to the facilities they extend to purchasers to procure dry goods from their MAIL ORDER DEPARTMENT, which is one of the most perfectly organized concerns on this continent. Expert Clerks are employed to fill every description of orders whether large or smali, and goods are sent by return of mail or express according to instruction on receipt of remit- tance or C. O. D.—Subject to approval. Samples cheerfully mailed, free of expense, on application. Please mention this paper. Poston. “The Best Practical Art Magazine ” Is The Art Amateur, which gives, monthly, from 30 to 44 folio pages of working designs (with full instructions), illustrations and information relating to decorative and pictorial art. 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To subscribers returning a complete set of one Volume that Volume will be forwarded for $2.50. Address, Office of LIFE, 1155 Broadway, New York. CHILDS’ CATARRH And Diseases of the HEAD, THROAT & LUNGS! Can be taken at home. No case incurable when our are properly answere: for circulars. testimonials, etcos REY. T. P. CHILDS, Troy, Ohio. RANE TI Asso York of cl nor | Eure abroc inden may | 000 4 at pi §5 J once. youn Offic Thou bli “ance. CHA (of comicbooks.com