Life — May 29, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE JSbnold, (Conta: AS Co Gentlemen’s Outfitting Department. Now open an elegant line of special de- signs in Promenade, Carriage and Coaching Novelties in Parasols and Sun Umbrellas. Also, a large stock of beautifully mounted Rain Umbrellas. Beoadova y KH 19th él. AMUSEMENTS. 5 WEST 23D S' NDID BUILDING. Wonderful Tubleaux—Historic Groups—Men of | all nes — Art and Science — Chamber of Horrors— Trip Round the World in 600 Stereoscopic Views—Dioran Musee open froin 11 A.M. to 11 P.M, “Sundays from x tomP. Concerts in the Winter Garden from 2 to 5 and 8 to 11. Admission to all, so cents, Children, 25 cents. Send one, two, three or five dol? lars for a retail box, by express, of the best Candies in the world, put up in handsome boxes. All strictly pure. Suitable for presents. Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Mapison St. CHicaco. HOTELS. ARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. Parker & Co., BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D. PARKER. JOSEPH H BECKMAN. KDWARD 0. PUNCHARD, CONSUMPTION. itive remedy for the above di gine worst kind and of ou Evo peencuredy 7 soateon, aay ue ale sem Pet vileena two SottLs ieee: [ABLE TREATISE on thi ipcasay ‘sufferer. Give Ex. ress & F, O, address, hdmi saaay saat ee ‘IN confidence.”—Dining-room, Apelles Club: Diner—“ Thompson, do the members ask for this wine?” Head waiter (sotto voce)—‘* Not twice, sir!" —London Punch, ‘THE question which agitates the fashionable house- wife at present is not so much ‘Where shall we go this summer ?” as it is ‘Where shall we make the neighbors think we have gone?”—New York Graphic. Davip Davis says that if he should ever do anything wrong, he would not try to get out of it, but would throw himself on the mercy of the court. If sucha thing should happen the court wonld have our sympa- thy.—Boston Post. “*Do we want Mexico?” asks a newspaper corre- spondent returned from that section. We do; we do. Several letters which we have read lately from that place state that the girls down there don’t know anything about kissing, but are anxious to learn.--Chicago Sun. ODD, WAS N'T IT? Father : “1 never imagined that your studies cost me so much money.” Student ; “Yes, and I do n't study much, either."— Free Press. “WE is the bar ?” asked a gentleman hurriedly, as he registered at a Chicago hotel. **Just around to the left, sir.” ‘Where is the bar?” asked another gentleman at the same place a moment later. “« Just around to the left, sir.” ‘Where is the ba——”" * Just around to the left, sir. By Jove,” the clerk continued, ‘ the delegates are beginning to come in.” —Philadelphia Call, If you have Toothache, Headache or Neuralgia, get McGraw’s Electric Fluid. " It will drive it away. N. Crittenton, Wholesale Agent, New York, Lundborg’ 's Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg's Perfume, Alpine Violet. Lundborg's Perfume, Lily of the Valley. Edenia, Maréchal Niel Rose. Sen ! a 2.cent stamp to pay postage on a Handsome Lith- ographed Razor. It will pay. Address The Clinton M't'g Co., 20 Vesey st. New York. GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, ‘PRINTING INK, 60 Joun STREET, NEw York. This paper is printed with our cut ink, oan, Mhoarst Company, would draw public attention to the facilities they extend to purchasers to procure dry goods from their MAIL ORDER DEPARTMENT, which is one of the most perfectly organized concerns on this continent. Expert Clerks are employed to fill every description of orders whether large or small, and goods are sent by return of mail or express, according to instruction on receipt of remit- tance or C. O. D.—Subject to approval. Samples cheerfully mailed, free of expense, on application. Please mention this paper. AMERICAN PHOTO- ENGRAVING C0., 13 & 15 VANDEWATER ST d YP Met sdok§,| Papdrh, etc Peh(and Ink Rene } jor Chay Engkaving hogrh hs size Ned this Paper. New York Natatorium. SWIMMING ScHOoL & SwisaING BATH, 2 and 4 East 45th St., Near'sth Ave. Open from 6 A.M, till 10 P. M., daily. Special Hours for Ladies, from 10 A.M. till3 P.M. See Circular. PROF. H. GEBHARD. Vol. I., Jan. to June, inclusive; Vol. II., FOR 1883. . AnD IL. July to December, inclusive, durably bound, for sale at the publication office Price, postage free, $.coeach. To subscribers returning a complete set for the year 1883, both Volumes will be forwarded for $5.00. Volume will be forwarded for $2.50. Address, To subscribers returning a complete set of one Volume that Office of LIFE, 1155 Broadway, New York. CHILDS’ Treatment For CATARRH And Diseases of the HEAD, THROAT & LUNGS! Canbe taken at home. Nocase incurable when our _questio ate properly answered. Wri for circulars, testimonials, et REY. T. P. CHILDS, Troy, Ohio. comicbooks.com