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LIFE Sboencl (Constable KS Co, Gentlemen’s Outfitting Department. A fine selection of High Novelties in Lon- don and Paris Neck Dressings—Spring and Summer Underwear, all styles—Dress Shirts, Collars and Cuffs—Flannel Travelling, Boat- ing and Tennis Shirts—Suspenders, Driving and Street Gloves—Also, Carriage and Buggy Lap Robes in great variety. Broadovay A 19th ot. AMUSEMENTS. DEN MUSEE. SPLENDID BUILDING. Wonderful Tableaux—Historic Groups--Men of all ‘Times — Art and. Science — Chamber of Horrors— Trip Round the World in 600 Stereoscopic Views—Dioramas. ‘Musee open from rr A.M. to 11 P.M, Sundays from x tom P.M. Concerts in the Winter Garden from 2 to 5 and 8 to 11. Admission to all, 50 cents. Children, 25 cents. 5 WEST 23D ST. Send one, two, three or five dol lars for a retail xpress, of the best C he world, put frome boxes. All strictly. pure, Suitable for ‘Try it once, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Maison St., CHicaco. boxy by. up in han presents. Address, HOTELS. PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. PARKER & Co., BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D. PARKER. JOSEPH H BECKMAN, EDWARD 0. PUNCHARD. GONSUM APTION. Itiv> remed uy sas Of cases, at he ane and of aaeed.e 20 strom Eileen cit fon this. ress & P, O, address, ae BITTER, AWIFE: “Oh, yas, you promise; it is easy to’ promise, but promises are like pie crusts, you know.” Husband : “Yes, my dear—like some pie crust."— Moonshine, ‘““Wuy did you stop lecturing on temperance 2” asked the Governor of Arkansaw addressing a well- known reformer. “Well, you see, I went up into the Dry Fork neigh- borhood and did my best, but the distilleries were too thick.” “ Audience got drunk, I suppose ?” “ No, not particularly.” “Why did you stop, then ?” “Well, you see, I got drunk.” Arkansaw Traveller. In the brroker's office. ‘‘I understand that Ican subscribe here for stock in the Meagre Railroad ?” said a stranger, whom the hay-seed in his hair and the mud upon his brogans indicated as belonging in the coun- try. ‘Yes, sir,” replied the broker. “Let's see; this is a safe investment 2” “ Perfectly safe.” “ And you have had twice the entire amount offered by lead- | ing capitalists?” “ Yes, sir.” But the projectors chose to give the people an opportunity to make a | good thing?” ‘‘That’s it exactly.” ‘* Well,” re- marked the country inquirer, ‘I guess I'll be gener- ous, too. Iain’t no hog. I’m willing to give some- body else a chance. So long.” And out he went, accompanied by a chuckle in his throat and a twink: ling in his eye.—The Transcript. If you have Toothache, Headache or Neuralgia, get McGraw’s Electric Fluid. ’ It will drive it away. GN. Crittenton, Wholesale Agent, New York, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Edenia. Maréchal Niel Rose. Alpine Violet. Lily of the Valley. Sen! a2.cent stamp to pay postage on a Handsome Lith- ographed Razor. It will pay. Address The Clinton M’f’g Co., 20 Vesey st., New York. WALL PAPER. Decorate and Beautify your Homes, Offices, &c. Quaint, RARE AND Curtous Papers BY EMINENT DECORATIVE ARTISTS. Close Figures given on Large Contracts. If you intend to sell your house, paper it, as it will bring from $2000 to $3000 more after having been Papered. Samples and Book on Decorations mailed free, H. BARTHOLOMAE & CO., MAKERS AND IMPORTERS, 124 & 126 W. 33D ST., (near B’way,) N. Y. / onan, Moat | Compeeny | would draw public attention to the facilities they extend to purchasers to procure dry goods from their | MAIL ORDER DEPARTMENT, which is one of the most perfectly organized concerns on this continent. | Expert Clerks are employed to fill every | description of orders whether large or small, and goods are sent by return of mail or express according to instruction on receipt of remit- tance or C. O. D.—Subject to approval. Samples cheerfully mailed, free of expense, on application. Please mention this paper. . Resto n. GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING [NK, 60 Joun STREET, NEw York. This paper is printed with our cut ink, AMERICAN PHOTO-ENGRAVING (0.| & 15 VANDEWATER ST., NEW YORK yer pied Photggcaphs) jun JSce MWltstcauets ¢ New York Natatorium. SWIMMING SCHOOL & SWIMMING BaTH, 2 and 4 East 45th St., Near sth Ave. Open from 6 A.M. till 10 P. M., daily. Special Hours for Ladies, from 10 A. M till3 P.M. See Circular. PROF. H. GEBHARD. - LIFE FOR 1883. VOLS. I. anp IL. Vol. I., Jan. to June, inclusive ; Vol. II., July to December, inclusive, durably bound, for sale at the publication office Price, postage free, $5.00 each. To subscribers returning a complete set for the year 18% both Volumes will be forwarded for $5.co. Volume will be forwarded for $2.50. Address, Office of LIFE, To subscribers returning a complete set of one Volume tht 1155 Broadway, New York. ~-comicbooks.com