Life — April 24, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE Constable A Co Gentlemen's Furnishing Department. The latest Novelties in High-Class Neck- wear from the London and Paris Markets. Fancy French Cambric and Percale Shirts. Boating and Tennis Shirts, Dress Shirts, Collars and Cuffs; Blanket, Turkish and other styles in Bath and Steamer Robes; Pajamas, Dressing Gowns in Japanese Silk, Cloth and Flannel ; Suspenders, Gloves, etc. Also, Carriage and Buggy Lap Robes in Pongee Silk, Cloth and Plush. Broadovey BH 19th él. Send one, three or five dol- ¥ elars for a retail box, by express, of the best Candies ‘in the world, put up in handsome boxes, All strictly pure. Suitable for presents. Try it once, Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner, 78 Mapison Sr., Cuicaco. two, ml: PARIS CORSET che BEST FITTING HE WORLD. ASK FORIT. HOTELS. PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. Parker & Co., BOSTON, MASS, HARVEY D, PARKER. JOSEPH H BECKMAN. EDWARD 0. PUNCHARD, GON uaaa eases oP SUM the IPTION: N. y faith: ey that Peillgena SW BOREL i LE TREATISH on thie, serine cern evar: press & P, O, address, aaa ae % ““T Live for those that love me,” writes a poetess for the first line of a poem entitled “What I live for.” Here the inconsistency of works of the imagi- nation is apparent. She lives for those who love her, yet insists on writing poetry. —Lowed! Citizen. A MORNING paper asks, ‘Shall the ticket specu- lator go?” No, let him stay. Give him a club and uniform and let him have a chance. The ticket specu- lator is one of the things we need in this world to make us appreciate the next."—Daily Graphic. A CuHicaco man got hold of the wrong jug the other day and took a big drink of a mixture of kerosene oil and muriatic acid. Then he accused the servant girl of stealing his whiskey and pour- ing water in the jug to conceal the theft.—Bismarck Tribune. A DRUMMER, with a package of samples under his arm, determined to attend a concert in St. Louis without having to payacent. Just as he was passing the man at the door that gentleman detained the commercial traveler and said ‘‘ Ticket.” “1 have n’t got any.” “Then you will have to pay or you can't go in.” ‘All right, the performance can come off this evening without my solo on the flute.” ‘“ Beg your pardon—did n't know you were a performer. Go right on in."—Texas Siftings. “‘T am surprised, Mr. Brown, that you do not like our last minister.’ Why, I think he is perfectly lovely, and he preaches such stirring sermons.” “ Well, Ican’t say I like him.” “ What particular objection have you to him ?” “Well, madam, I'll be frank with you. His voice is so strong, and he makes so much noise when he’s preaching, that it’s almost impossible to hear the conversation of the choir during the sermon.” Portland Transcript. Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, WALL PAPER. Decorate and Beautify your Homes, Offices, &c. Edenia. Maréchal Niel Rose. Alpine Violet. Lily of the Valley Quaint, RARE AND CurrouS PAPERs BY EMINENT DECORATIVE ARTISTS, Close Figures given on Large Contracts. If youintend to sell your house, paper it, as it will bring from $2000 to $3000 more after having been Papered. Samples and Book on Decorations mailed free. H. BARTHOLOMAE & CO., MAKERS AND IMPORTERS, "124 & 126 W. 33D St., (near B’way,) N. Y. onan, Mloarst Company, Would draw public attention to the unsur- passed facilities they possess in their UPHOLSTERY DEPARTMENT TO DISPLAY FINE DRAPERIES AND GENERAL UPHOLSTERY OF EVERY DESCRIPTION. Poston. GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING NK, 60 JoHN STREET, NEw York. This paper is printed with our cut ink, AMERICAN PHOTO-ENGRAVING CO 13. & 15 VANDEWATE NEW YORK t oY Peres Tor jus erain . te] | Fron Gran 3 for Chayon, W hogshphs ahd Photggzaphs) argecL See [Nstratiets'¢ New York Natatorium. SwimMinc SCHOOL & SwimMinc Bat#, 2 and 4 East 45th St., Near sth Ave. Open from 6 A.M, till x0 P. M., dil Special Hours for Ladies, from 10 A till P.M. See Circular. PROF. H. GEBHARD. LIFE FOR 1883. ; VOLS. I. anv II. Vol. I., Jan. to June, inclusive ; Vol. II., July to December, inclusive, durably bound, for sale at th publication office Price, postage free, $5.00each. To subscribers returning a complete set for the year 188 both Volumes will be forwarded for $5.00. To subscribers returning a complete set of one Volume tha Volume will be forwarded for $2.50. Address, Office of LIFE, 1155 Broadway, New York. comicbooks.com The Intro Solici Stran, Débu Givin