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LIFE Lendl, (oti table KA Co, Costume Department. We have now in stock our Spring Selection of Paris Novelties in Suits, Costumes, Even- ing Toilets, Wraps, Mantles, etc. Also, those of our own manufacture. BDrocdkwoe y KH 1 9th él. Send one, two, three or five dol elars for a retail bony by*express, of the Dest Candies ‘in the world, put up in handsome boxes, All strictly pure. Suitable for presents, Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Mapison Sr., CHicaco. ae. PARIS CORSET NEST ano BEST FITTING THE WORLD. ASK FORIT. HOTELS. Park KER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. PARKER & Co., BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D. PARKER. JOSEPH H BECKMAN, EDWARD 0. PUNCHARD. GONS UMPTION. ave a positive remedy for the above disease cases of the worst kind and of ong 6 nf that Pwiiisond £WO 80! BLE TREATISE on this peta to an; press &F, O, address, DIT, A, ‘ouffer ge eee ae “My dear,” said a Mormon wife to her husband. “T should think that you would be ashamed of your- self, flirting with that Miss B. as you did in church to- day.’ “Flirting with her ?” he replied in astonishment ; ““why we have been engaged for more than three months, _ It’s all over town.” “Oh, I beg your pardon,” said his wife indifferent ly. ‘If you are engaged to her, I suppose it is all right. When does the happy event occur ?”—Piila- delphia Call. Jim WepsTER, a hard-looking colored man, was brought to a justice in Austin for stealing some money from the house of Col. Jones, one of the most respect- able citizens. Said the judge very impressively to Jim : “Did n't you know that no good can come from stolen money—that there is a curse on it ?” “* Boss, I didn’t know Col. Jones stole dat money. Tallus ’spected him ob bein’ an hones’ man. White folks am gettin to be mighty onreliable nowadays.” — Texas Siftings. “I pon’r think any one ever fooled you, Mr. Crimsonbeak !”” exclaimed that gentleman's wife this morning, who was a trifle provoked because her hus- band refused to be caught in a little trick she had con- cocted for his benefit. “Oh yes I was, Mrs. Crimsonbeak,” returned the husband softly. “I should like to know when,” Mrs, C. continued. “Have you forgotten that we were married fifteen years ago to-day,” answered the celluloid-hearted Crimsonbeak as he dodged just in time to escape the tender touch of the family sugar bowl.— Yonkers Statesman. ‘<] wanr to give you a pointer,” said a man to a friend from the country the other day. “T don’t want a pointer,” was the countryman’s reply. “It isn’t going to cost youa cent.” “You had better sell the pointer to some one,” sug- gested the yokel, with great emphasis. The man who was to give the pointer looked at his corn-husking friend in astonishment, when the latter said: “‘T mean just what I say. I don’t want your point- er foragift. I had one last spring, and he tore up all the plants and raised ructions, and I ain’t got no room for dogs on my place !” ‘And the professional financier commenced to thrust his head between the uncut pages of his morning paper, that the bean-raiser might not see the smile that was floating across his features.—Puck. A careful and exact computation of the payments to policy-holders of the old “Travelers” of Hartford, give many curious results. During the last year, for instance, they gave the dead and disabled members of its great fam- ily $1sts4,00o, or at the rate of $154 per hour to the widows and orphans, and an aggregate of $9,000,000 since their establishment. Lundborg's Perfume, Edenia. Lundborg’s Perfume, Maréchal Niel Rose. Lundborg’s Perfume, Alpine Violet. Lundborg’s Perfume, Lily of the Valley. “Now good digestion wait on appetite, And health on both.” SHAKESPEARE, “Common Sense’ Lunch Room, 135 BRoapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Manager AMUSEMENTS. ALY’S THEATRE. BROADWAY AND joth Under the management of Mr. AUGUSTIN’ Dal} Orchestra, $x. 50 ; Dress Circle, $x ; Second Balcony, gy Every Night at 8 Precisely. Matmees at 2, AUGUSTIN DALY’S NEW_COMEDY Red Letter Nights. “The fun is simply tible.”"—Herald. “Not a tedious mo from first to last,” —Fou In-Act 4—A KIRMESS! Vo one can furnish “OLD CROW” RYE SOUR-MASH WHISKE) unless purchased from us. Wi have taken every barrel mai since Fanuary, 1572. We have also HERMIT AGE three to seven years a all sold absolutely pure, unca oved, unsweetened, j H. B. KIRK & CO, 69 Fulton St. & Broadway and 27th GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING [NK 60 Joun StreET, NEw York, This paper is printed with our cut ink, GOLDBERG: GOLDBERG'S #20 ss Fee FSTERBROO Leading Nos: 14, 048, 130, 333, 161. For Sale by all Stationers. THE ESTERBROOK STEEL PEN 00, Works, Camden, N.J. 26 John St.. New York AIL his trickstaggh BS Uatversy CARD TRICK BOOK. Pris, STEEL PENS LIFE FOR 1883. VOLS. I. anp II. Vol. I., Jan. to June, inclusive ; Vol. II., July to December, inclusive, durably bound, for sale # publication office Price, postage free, $5.00 each. To subscribers returning a complete set for the year both Volumes will be forwarded for $5.00. To subscribers returning a complete set of one Volume Volume will be forwarded for $2.50. Address, Office of LIFE, 1155 Broadway, New York.