Life — April 3, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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LIFE Jbenold, (constable KAS Co, Hosiery DepartMenr. - Spring Importation now open in Ladies’ and Children’s Real Balbriggan Hose, solid colors and gusseted feet. Misses’ and Boys’ Derby Ribbed Knickerbocker Hosiery. Gen- tlemen’s Silk Mixtures and Solid Colored Balbriggan Half Hose. Broadovay r) 19th ét. Send one, two, three or five dol- lars for a retail ress, of N. ft Candies ‘in. the world, put c My in zak some boxes. ‘All strictly pure. Suitable for presents, Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Mapison Cuicaco. Bee PARIS CORSET NEST Ano BEST FITTING THE WORLD. ASK FORIT. HOTELS. PARKER HOUSE EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. PARKER & Co., BOSTON, MASS. ~ HARVEY D. PARKER. JOSEPH H BECKMAN, 2 N. CON en SUMP the above TiC fede thd sera ay saat efficacy thas Pilon 4 aval: seal worst kind an TREATISE OSois eras feuteet igh press & P, O, address, DRT. A, Poarl Bt. N. ¥. “TENNYSON did his first writing on a slate.” A barkeeper often does his last writing on a slate. _ The barkeeper's composition is an “owed.” Probably Tennyson’s was also an ode.—Norristown Herald. WanTED— Rooms Two or three unfurnished rooms, with or without carpets, down town, by two little red headed children, with their parents; have lived in their own home ; ‘no housekeeping. Call or address CHILDREN, 787 Greene ave.—Brooklyn Eagle. “ Your fare, young lady,” said the stage driver, asa pretty miss stepped from his vehicle, and was about tripping away. ‘Oh, thank you!” responded the absent minded little beauty; ‘I think your moustache becomes you real well, too.” She got her ride free.—Burlington Free Press. A DutTiFuL Hussanp.—At a recent trial in which a young actress in Buda-Pesth sought to recover damages from a local paper for libel and defamation of character, while the numerous witnesses were being examined a juryman got up and addressed the bench as. follows: ‘‘ Would the Herr President be good enough to send word home to my wife that I am not coming home to dinner to day ?”—Bersen Zeitung. “It is stated,” said a New York girl to.a Philadel- phia young lady as they gazed with awe and admiration at the towering form of Jumbo, ‘that three times around an elephant’s foot is exactly the measure of his height.” ‘‘So I understand.” ‘Do you think a similar measurement around my foot would equal my height ?” asked the New York girl. “I certainly do; but the calculation would show that you are taller than Jumbo."—New York Morning Journal. “Now good digestion wait on appetite, And health on both.” —SHAKESPEARE, “Common Sense’ Lunch Room, 135 BRroapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Manager Edenia. Maréchal Niel Rose. Alpine Violet. Lily of the Valley. Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfume, Lundborg’s Perfatoe) AMUSEMENTS. ALY’S THEATRE. BROADWAY AND 301 Under the management of Mr. AUGUSTIN DALY Orchestra, $x. 50 ; Dress Circle, $1 ; Second Balcony, sx. Every Night at 8 Precisely, Matinees at 2, AUGUSTIN DALY’S The fun is is s simply i irresis. NEW_COMEDY tible.”—Hers Red Wor 4° tedious moment ‘ from first to last," — Letter Nights. | In Act 4—A BRE Vo one can furnish “OLD CROW” RYE SOUR-MASH WHISKE unless purchased from us. We have taken every barrel made since Fanuary, 1572. We have also HERMIT: AGE three to seven years old) all sold absolutely pure, uncol- oved, unsweetened. FSERERES| Sez 5 H. B. KIRK & CO, 69 Fulton St. & Broadway and 27th St GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING NK, 60 Joun STREET, NEW York. This paper is printed with our cut ink, “MACKINNON,” ‘The only one having an Irip1um Porn: (without which the cheaper pens weai out in in a few weeks’ use). Prices, $4.00 and upward. or MACKINNO) the other. Call and try or send for List. THE Has a world-wide reputation, The ‘An ordinary Gold Pen in very simpl only strictly first-class Stylus Pen made “UNION ” Fountain Holder. Contains either a FOUNTAGRAPH INNON at one end of a handsome holder and a Lead Pencil at Prices, $1.50, UPWARD. The A. S. French Co., M’f’rs, New York and London. New York OFFICE, 199 BROADWAY, GROUND FLoor (WESTERN UNION TEL. BUILDING). Sent by mail on receipt of price. b Lead Sonu “FOUNTOGRAPH” ALWAYS WRITES, NEVER CLOGS Ink lasts Ten Days, Pen Ten Years Prices, $3.00 to $10.00. writer LIPE VOLS. I. anp II. Vol. I., Jan. to June, inclusive; Vol. II., July to December, inclusive, durably bound, for sale at thf publication office Price, postage free, $5.00 each. To subscribers returning a complete set for the year 188 To subscribers returning a complete set of one Volume th both Volumes will be forwarded for $5.00. Volume will be forwarded for $2.50. Address, Ofice of LIFE, 1155 Broadway, New York. TA T FOR 1883.