Life — January 17, 1884 — page 14: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

42 AMERICAN SAVINGS BANK, Fifth Avenue and Forty-second Street. Centrally and Conveniently Located. Open daily, Open Tuesday and Saturday evenings. Interest at 4 per cent. is declared on sums entitled, to rst January. Accounts opened by roth January will draw in- terest from rst January. TRUSTEES : Hon, HENRY H.VAN DYCK, late Bank Superintendent. William L. Strong, john Roach, ioseph W. Drexel, alter S. Gurnee, liott F. Shepard, Richard A. McCurdy, Hon. John R. Brady, E. D. Morgan, Augustus D, Juilliard, Robert Lenox Belknap, Herman O. Armour, Isaac Newton Seligman, D. Crimmifs, Loomis L. White, Willi i Charles MacRae, Hon, Jacob Hess, Henry B. Barnes, Henry E. Russell, James A, Striker, Frederick Billings, sussell Raymond, William H. Benjamin S. Walcott, Fogg, *% Granville B. Smith. GRADY & McKEEVE LATE RENNER & COMPANY, DEALERS IN FINE ARTS. Designers and Manufacturers of EVERY DESCRIPTION OF PICTURE FRAME: No. 719 SIXTH AVE., New York. FACTORY, 218 W. 42d STREET. GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING [NK, 60 JoHN STREET, NEw York. This baper is printed with our cut ink, ‘These famous Steel Pens com.| bine the essential ualitics of EI ity, Durability and real| Swan Guill action: and are| uited to cll styles of writing. ‘For sale everywhere. Ivison, Blakeman, Taylor & Co.. N. Y. DENISON PAPER M’F’G CO. BOOK PAPERS. “Star Mill,” “ Eagle Mill,” “ Diamond Mill.” Boston OFFICE, 12 EQUITABLE BUILDING. MILLS AT MECHANIC FALLS, - - rnoreandsRteases oe ay avo been cured. 4 worst kind and of long standin’s g orat Kind and of 1006 6 hE nie a on this, 0 0} prose & P, Ov address, Dik. A SLOCUM, MAINE, Ice cream in the form of the Bartholdi statue is the latest. Serve cold without a pedestal.—Phila. Call. Ir was the gas-meter that first sang, ‘‘I ‘ll meter when the sun goes down.”—Cincinnati Saturday Night. “SEE that woman with the spotted veil. It makes her look like the old Harry.” “ Ah, my dear fellow, you are right; but you do n't know how it improves her looks."-—Boston Transcript. “Do you know,” said she, ‘that I believe I should dearly love to play billiards, and I am sure I could learn to play a good game ?”’ “I think not,” replied he, “for in a good game the jaw is barred.” A NEW book professes to give an account of how families live in Heaven. _If it throws any light on the domestic arrangements of a man who has married his deceased wife's sister, or of the man who has buried his third wife on earth, and tries toexplain matters to three spiritual mothers-in-law, the work must be very | attractive reading.—News Letter. Two old colored women were baptised in tne James river. One submitted quietly, while the other came out of the water all excitement, shouting, ‘1 saw Gabr'l! I saw Gabr'l, right in de bottom ob de ribber! Bress my heart for dat vishun ob glory.” ‘Hush your mouf, Dilsey,” said the less excitable one ; ‘dat was nuffin but a big terrapin. I done seed dat, myself." —7he Fudge. “| norice in the paper thatit is no longer fashion- able for the minister to kiss the bride at the wedding ceremony,” said a wife to her husband, who was a clergyman. with a long-drawn sigh, ‘many of the pleasant features connected with ‘the old-fashioned wedding ceremony have been discarded, and—” ‘What's that ?" demanded his wife ominously. ‘I—I mean,” he stammered, “that the senseless custom of kissing | the bride should have been abolished long ago.” “Oh!” replied the mollified lady, resuming her paper.— Philadelphia Call. IMPORTANT. When you visit or leave New York City, save Baggage Expressage and Carriage Hire and stop at the GRAN UNION HOTEL, opposite Grand Central Depot. Four Hundred and Fifty (450) elegant rooms, fitted up ata cost of one million dollars, reduced to $1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator, Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to alldepots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class “hotel in the city. DITMAN’S TRUSS—Annexed Broadway and Barclay | St. A Truss for Rupture can be fitted with intelligence that the wearer will get the greatest comfort. apartments for Ladies and Gentlemen. “MACKINNON,” The only strictly first-class Stylus Pen made. | The only one having an Lrrp1um Pont (without which the cheaper pens wear out in in a few weeks’ use). Has a world-wide reputation. Prices, $4.00 and upward. the other. “Yes,” sadly responded the good man, | Private | THE “UNION” Contains eithera FOUNTAGRAPH |or MACKINNON at one end of a | handsome holder and a Lead Pencil at Prices, $r.50, UPWARD. AMUSEMENTS. DALY'S THEATRE. BROADWAY AND soth st Under-the management of Mr. AUGUSTIN DALY Orchestra, $r. 50; Dress Circle, x3 Second Balcony, soc Every night ‘Matinees begin at 2, 7-20-8. Matingz Curistmas. « Laughter literally inces. sant.” —Herald. Seven-Twenty-Eight Seven-Twenty-Eight HOTELS. PARKER HOUS EUROPEAN PLAN. Harvey D. PARKER & Co, BOSTON, MASS. HARVEY D. PARKER, JOSEPH H BECKMAK, EDWARD 0, PUNCHARD, flection signs, a " 168 Bro ts Sout Sand “FOUNTOGRAPH”: An ordinary Gold Pen in very sim] Fountain Holder. ALWAYS WRITES, e NEVER CLOGS Ink lasts Ten Days, Pen Ten Yeat Prices, $3.00 to $10.00. The A. S. French Co., M’f’rs, New York and London. New York OFFICE, 199 BROADWAY, GROUND FLoor (WESTERN UNION TEL, BUILDING). Call and try or send for List. Sent by mail on receipt of price. comicbooks.com