Life — December 27, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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COLLENDER COMPANY, 768 Broadway, New York. 241 Tremont St., Boston. 4g South Fifth St., St. Louis. 213 S. oth St., Philadelphia. Sand State St.,Chicago 367W. Baltimore St. Baltimore. ‘LIFE: Ir is sometimes charged that newspaper men in- dulge too much in strong drink. This is wrong. It is an excess of reading. Bacon says: ‘ Reading maketh a full man."—O/ City Blizzard. “ Joun,” said a Philadelphia wife, “1 suppose we | Ne will have turkey for Thanksgiving ‘dinner. dear," was the reply; ‘we cannot afford it.” “I thought not, but I'll make the neighbors believe we | had. I'll fone of the bedticks, take out a few feathers, and scatter them around the yard."—PAi/a- delphia Chronicle-Herald, Girts don't come very high in New Jersey. A wealthly citizen of that State, lately deceased, wills $aso to a New York bank clerk who rescued his (the Jerseyman's) daughter from drowning several years ago. The buxom maiden weighed 200 pounds, which, reckoning from a father’s valuation of $1 as per | ich is pound, seems to indicate that the New Jersey a luxury within the reach of any industrious an bitious young man.—Scientific American, TowN mouse and country mouse : Ethel—' Look —look, Dorothy! There 's Richard Marvel !” Dorothy (country cousin)—" Richard Marvel! Who's he 2" “Ethel—"* What, never heard of Richard Marvel? Why, he's the actor, you know, at the Parthenon!" Dorothy — “Ob! an actor, is he! He's something like Mr. Osbaldistone Smith ?” Ethel—" Who 's Mr. Osbaldistone Smith ?” Dor- othy—'* What ! never heard of Mr. Osbakiistone Smitn!! Why, he's the greatest breeder of short- horns in all Cumberland!!! "—London Punch. IMPORTANT. Whee you visitor leave New York City, save Ragrage Ex} and Carriage Hire stop at the UiON HOTEL. posite Grand Central Depot. elegant rooms, fitt ta coat of one million dollars, reduced to. §1 and upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city, HEGEMAN’S GASTRICINE, A ifie for d . Sold by all druggists. a5 o: Sr Ree fon Behe by mall, JN. Hecanan & Co. Broadway, comer 8th Street, N.Y. DITMAN'S TRUSS—Annexed Broadway and Barclay St. A Truss for Rupture can be fitted with intelligence that the wearer will get the —— comfort. Private apart.nents for Ladies and Gentlemen, Wonderful Sales of Beatty’s Organs. | Tux sale of Beatty's organs is unprecedented. During the month of November, 1882, 80 were shinped. During the month of November, 1883, 1,600, and still we are relia bly informed that Mayor Beatty can scarcely supply the demand for his magnificent organs. Did you see his grand Holiday offer that appeared in our last week’s issue? You should read it carefully and order without delay. It isa decided bargain. THE FINEST CLOTH OF GOLD ‘*Straight Mesh "’ Cigarette NOW READY. WM. S. KIMBALL & CO., Send one, two, three or five dol- _qlars for a retail of the lies box, by ¢: in the world, it up in Landecens boxes.’ All serictly ‘pure. Scltable "ot presents. Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner. 78 Mapison Sr., Curcaco. “Now food digestion wait on appetite, And health on both.” —SHAKESPEARE. “Common Sense’ Lunch Room, 135 Broapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Manager. ; VOLUME I. OF z LIFE - Handsomely and durably bound, for sale at the pub- lication office. Price, postage free, $5. To sub- scribers returning a complete set of Volume I, the same will be forwarded for $2.50, Address, Office of Lire, 1155 Broapway, New York. GEORGE MATHER'’S SONS, | PRINTING [NK, 60 Joun Street, New York, This taper is printed with our cut ink, Ivison, Blakeman. Taylor & Co. N. Y. 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