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pa G0 THE GREATAMERICAN To LADIES! Greatest Indacements ever of- fered, Nov your to getup ers for ourcelebruted Tens a Coffees, and secure a beauti- Gold Band or Moss Rose China Tea Set, or Handsome Decorated Gold Bend Mose Rove Dinner Bat or Gold Hand, Nose ted Tos or full pariculare address Deco, GREAT AMERICAN TEA 'P, 0, Box 2 "STERBROO Leading Nos + 14, 048, 130, 333, 161, For Sale by all Stationers. ‘THE ESTERBROOK STEEL PEN CO., Works, Camden, N. J. 26 Soha St. New York. ' ComPany co. ‘Si and 33 Vesey 8t,, New York, STEEL PENS BILLIARDS. THE MOST EXTENSIVE MANUFACTURERS OF 1N THE WORLD, The J. M. BRONSWICK & BALKE C0., 724 Broadway, New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all na~ tions—awarded to the Collender Billiard Tables, and Com- bination Cushions, Balls, Cu &c., at the Paris Exhibi- tion of 1878, At the Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, in 1876, the combination cushions were reported the only ‘ones scientifically correct in the angles of incidence and re- flection. New and second-hand biliard tables, in all de- signs, at the lowest prices, The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY, 768 Broadway, New York, 24 Tremont St., Boston. 5 South Fifth St., St. Louis. 113 8. oth St., Philadelphia. 84 and 84 State St.,Chicago 367W.Baltimore St. Baltimore. .| aged seventy-five, were married the other day. We A CORNETIST in Ansonia was stung on the hand by a hornet while he was playing his cornet in churc! last Sunday. A deacon rose up and thanked the hornet.—Soston Post, THE human race consumes two million tons of tobacco every year, but as several Kentucky gentle- men have this year stopped chewing, the report for 1883 may show a considerable decline.—Loursvi/le Courier-Journal. Howetis and Mark Twain are to combine and write a book on American humor. We shall get out of the business right away, while we are yet safe. American humor won't stand much more writing about.—Lowell Citizen, AN Akron, O., burglar cracks cupboards for custard pie. His depraved taste shows that he has never be- longed to the ‘‘ upper crust” of society, and that the custody of the law possesses no terrors for him.—New York Morning Journal, THE atest nuisance of any country is the neglected grave hunter, These le are always re- porting for publication that somebody's grave is being neglected, and they tell only enough truth to make relatives miserable.—New Orleans Picayune. A New York widower, aged eighty, and a widow, suppose this is a fair illustration of what is meant when persons are spoken of as living to a green old age.—Philadelphia Chronicle-Herald, A PATENT-MEDICINE advertisement reads: “ Fifty dollars reward to any one who will produce a case of liver complaint that our bitters will not cure.” This generous offer will undoubtedly occasion great rivalry among the leading producers of liver complaint, and stimulate them to renewed exertions.—Lowell Cits- zen. ‘THE steam was not on at the Stock Exchange early yesterday morning, and one broker coming out, meeting another about to enter, accosted him in this suggestive way : ‘ You better not go in there ; it’s cold enough to freeze a brass monkey.” But the other got even by retorting, ** Well, Iwonder you got out alive."—New York Commercial Advertiser. BANKERS. WILLIAM. 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Horse cars, stages all de Gras the cit Restaurant supplied o and elevated railroad to Families can live better for less money at the ‘Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in WANTED_Ladies and Young Men wishing ro earn $1 to $3 every day quietly at their homes ; work {urnished ; sent by mail; no canvassing : no stamps re sired for reply: Please addrels EDWARD F, DAVIS & CO. 38 South Main Street, Fall River, Mass. HEGEMAN'S GASTRICINE. A specific for Srrpers Sold by at druggists. 25 and cents per box. mail, J. N. Heceman & Co., Broadway. corner 8th Street, N.Y DITMAN’S TKUSS—Annexed Broadway and Barclay St. A Truss for Ruoture can be fitted with intelligence that the wearer will get the greatest comfort. Private apart.nents for Ladies and Gentlemen, |. .THE FONTOGRAPH. Price from $1.90 t0 $10. Sed be Bac THE A. S, FRENCH CO., M'r'rs, Ground Floor W. U. Tel. B'ld'g, 199 B'way, New Yorx, GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING JNK, 60 Joun STREET, New York. This paper is printed with our cut ink, BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. ONLY GENUINE VICHY IS FROM THE SPRINGS OWNED HAUTERIVE I &e., &e, AVD CELESTINS GRANDE GRILLE—Diseases of the Liver. HOPITAL—Diseases of the Stomach, Dyspepsia. BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, Prescribed for the Gout, Rheumatism, Diabetes, Gravel, Diseases of the Kidneys comicbooks.com