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u Paese LIFE THE GREATAMERICAN GOOD NEWS 10 LADIES! fe Greatest inducements ver ena eeremerta iss sad Coffees, and secure a beautl- ra Gold Band’ or Moss Rose China of Handsome Decorated r Bet, or Gold Band Moss A 14 Band Moss Rose Din ted Totlet rt | particulars address sexy ar Gavatr §3 AMERICAN TEA €O. NG Gorter” Stand 53 Vesoy St, New York STEEL PENS " STERBROOK Leading Nos + 14, 048, 130, 333, 161, For Sale by all Stationers. ‘THE ESTERBROOK STEEL PEN 00., Works, Camden, N.J. 26 Joha St., New York, BILLIARDS. THE MOST EXTENSIVE MANUFACTURERS OF 1N THE WORLD, The J. M. BRONSWICK & BALKE C0., 724 Broadway. New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all na~ tions—awarded to the Collender Billard Tables, and Com- bination Cushions, Balls, Cues) &c. at the Pabis Eshibi tion of 1878. e Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, in 1876, the coubioation cushions were reported the ooly tifically correct ie the angles of incidence and re- flection. “New and sccood-hand billiard tables, in all de- signs, at the lowest prices. The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY, Davin Davis says a man will never sit long on a barbed wire fence unless there are bad dogs on both sides of it.—New Orleans Picayune. “Evoene 1, Dinter accuses Tennyson of pla- giarism.” Tennyson, We heard of Didier ; but who the dickens is Tennyson Norristown Herald. Sick MAN.—What ! a female physician? I want a doctor to make me well—not a woman, to make love to me. Female physician (bashfully)—I promise to do neither.— Zhe Fudge, “Dip you ever think what you would do if you had the Duke of Westminister's income ?” Village pastor : ‘No, but I have sometimes wondered what the duke would do if he had mine."—London Baptist. Wuen an editor in Japan stays out with the boys all night, or attends a last spike banquet, or encoun- ters some other obstacle that sets him back in his editorial work, the Paper: foes to press on time with two or three blank columns, and an unusually large edition is sold.—Norristown Herald, Sweer litte, Meg came into her Sunday-school class one morning, her eyes filled with tears, and, looking up into her teacher's face, said : ‘* Our dog's dead, aod I guess ibe angels were real scared when they saw him coming up the path, for he's awfully cross to strangers."—Ex. “No,” said Mr, Litueman, “ “I didn’t get the nomi- nation for Governor; in fact, I wasn't named for an} fice lbvat: bad the satistaction of hearing the prea: dent cry out amid the assembled thousands ; ‘I have atelegram for Mr. Small Littleman, of Squashville.’ It cost me 2g cents, but by gosh! it was worth it.”— Boston Transcript. His vocation—Prudent excursionist: ‘* But—er before I sit down, I should like to know your chai Now, what would a little dinner be, with soup, Ish, cut from joint, and, say, half a bottle Of claret—moder- ate claret, you know, and. " Dignified waitet 3 “Beg pardon. Not my department to hanser qi tions, (Impressively.) I only hanser the ‘bell fa Funny Folks, IMPORTANT. ‘When you visit or leave New York City, save B wReand Carriage Hire and stop at the GRAND UNION HOTEL: oppostee Grand Ceseal Four Hundeed acd Pity (aso) elegant rooms, Rited upat a gaat of one million dollars reduced to $1 and upwards per Gay. Eeropean: plan. .Klevator... Restaurant supplicd with the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other hotel in the ei WANTED—Ladies and Young Men wishing ro earn to $3 every day quietly at their homes ; work furnish seat by mail; no canvassing : n0 stamps required for reply’ Please address EDWARD F. DAVIS & CO., s8 South Main Street, Fall River, Mass. HEGEMAN'S GASTRICINE. A specific for dys Sold all druggists. a5 and colts per boas’ Bent by mail J.'N: Hacenan & Cos, Broadway, corner 8th Street, N. DITMAN’'S,TRUSS—Anoexed Broadway and Barclay ‘Truss for Rupture can be fitted with intelligence that the wearer will get the greatest comfort. Pavate apartments for Ladies and Gentlemen. BANKERS. WILLIAM POLLOCK, — BANKER AND BROKER, No. 25 Pine St., N.Y. All issues of Government Securities, Bank Shares, Rail way Stocks and Bonds bought and. sold on, commission oF cared on a margin, Special attention given to Invest- ments, Interest allowed on deposits WILLIAM POLLOCK, MEMBER New York Stock ESE Cavanaesy Sandford & Co.. Merchant Tailors and Importers, 16 West 23d Street, Opposite 5th Ave. Hotel, New York Alll the latest London fabrics regularly imported. F.W. DEVOE& CO. MANUFACTURERS OF Artists’ Materials, READY-MIXeED Paints, Dry Cotors, CoLors IN OIL, CoLors IN JAPAN, Putp CoLors, BRUSHES, FINE VARNISHES, &c. Cor. Fulton and William Sts., New York, THE FONTOGRAPH. Always Writes. Ink for Ten Days. Never Clogs. Wear for Ten Years, Price from $1,50 to $10. Call and Try it, Send Behe “Agents Wanted, THE A. S. FRENCH CO., M’r'rs, Ground Floor W. U. Tel. B’ld’g, GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING JNK, 60 Joun STREET, NEw York. 199 B’way, New Yorx, This paper is printed with our cut ink. BRANCH HOUSES: MAXIMUM, Very Dry. 7688 New York. 24 Tremont St., Boston. 15 South St., St. Louis, 58 gh, ; Philadelphia. iandeestae St ’Chicago 367. Baltimore St. Baltimore. DRY VERZENAY. For SALE BY ALL THE BesT WINE MERCHANTS AND GROCERS THROUGHOUT THE STATES. CHAMPAGNES Boucue Fits & Company, tWINE GROWERS, MAREUIL SUR-AY (Champagne). 23 Boulevard Haussmann, Paris ; 37 Beaver Street, New York. Are now shipping their Cuvees of 1878 Wines, the quality of which will make finest ever imported into the United States. them rank among the NAPOLEON'S CABINET, Extra Dry. comicbooks.com