Life — September 20, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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‘LIFE - “WILLIAM POLLOCK, BANKER AND BROKER, No. 25 Pine St., N.Y. All issues of Government Securities, Bank Shares, Rail- way Stocks and Bonds bought and sold on commission or Whedon a margin. Special attention given to Invest- mrents. Interest allowed on deposits. WILLIAM POLLOCK, Memper New York Stock EXcHance. Cavanagh, Sandford & Co.. Merchant Tatlors and Importers, 16 West 23d STREET, Opposite sth Ave. Hotel, New York. All the latest London fabrics regularly imported. BILLIARDS. THE MOST EXTE! IN THE WORLD, The J. M. BRUNSWICK & BALKE C0., 724 Broadway, New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all na- tions—awarded to the Collender Billiard Tables, and Cs Siaation Cushions, Balls, Cues, &c., at the Paris Ex! tion of 1878. At the Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, in 1676, the combination cushions were reported the only ones scientifically correct in the angles of incidence and re- fection, "New and second-hand billiard tables, in all de- signs, at the lowest prices. The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY, 768 Broadway, New York. 24: Tremont St., Boston. | is South Fifth St., St. Louis. 113 S. oth St., Philadelphia, Rand 86 State cago 367W. Baltimore St. Baltimore, NOTES AND EXTRACTS. “Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors" —[St, Paul to the Fenians. 1V., 11, 44.) Doo days are over, and sausage is now in the market. —Oi/ City Bi/szard. CaNaDA has a ‘cheese king” who controls 64 cheese factories. He should be a mitey potentate.— Lowell Citizen, One thousand dollars in gold weighs four pounds, That is why so many newspaper men are round: shouldered.—Chicago Telegram, ‘A GREAT deal of ill-feeling, we understand, has been aroused throughout the whole country by imma- ture peaches.—Aurlinglon Free Press, THE horrors of the present campaign in Ohio have never, in the history of modern crime, been equaled. Murat Halstead is writing poems about John McLean. —Chicago News. ‘A New York exchange speaks of the drowning of ‘Andrew Mills, bead varnisher at Weber's piano warerooms® We. suspect that so few persons are having their heads varnished this year, that the un- fortunate man committed suicide because of a slack- ness in his trade.—Norristown Herald. ‘AH, VICTORINE, my poor girl, bow you have changed!" ‘It is because I have just come from ;_ he has pulled out two of my Yes, madame ; a good one and he made a mistake the first time.” “But it doesn't matter. He was very reasonable ; he only made me pay for one.”— —Paris Paper. THE new attendant of the watering-place bookstore stood behind the counter with his head a little on one side and a white handkerchief around his neck, when a dainty summer sojourner tripped in, and, fixing her blue orbs upon him, asked : '* Have you gota * New- rt Aguarelle ?” ‘To which, with a thankful smile, replied : “No, marm; Idon't think it’s nothin’ but a common bile."—Boston Commercial Bulletin. Younc George Vanderbilt, fourth son of the mil- lionaire, wants to be a newspaper reporter. There it crops out again ; the natural, educated and hereditary greed for gold ; the insatiable thirst for wealth, the passion for amassing millions by the easiest and quick- est methods, and reaching a fabulous competence by the shortest ways. It's © family trait.—Burlington Hawkeye. AN exchange says that ‘the Boston //era/d kicks against the statue to be erected on the Common in honor of Harriet Martineau.” It is difficult to see how a statue that is not yet built can be kicked against. But, still, a Boston paper can do most anything.— Rochester Post-Express. IMPORTANT. ‘When you visit or leave New York City, save re Exvromage and Carriage Hise and stop of the GRAND UNION HOTEL, opposite Grand Central Depot, Four Hundred and Fifty (450) elegant rooms, fitted up at a cost of one million dollars, reduced to §t and upw: a day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supped with the best, Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in thecity. HEGEMAN'S GASTRICINE, A specific for dyspepsia Sold by all druggists. a5 and cents per box.” gene by mail. J. N. HEcEMan & Cosy Iway, corner 8th Street, N.Y. DITMAN’S TRUSS—Annexed Broadway and Barclay St. A Truss for Rupture can be fitted: with intelligence that the wearer will get the greatest comfort. Private apartanents for Ladies and Gentlemen. WANTED -—Ladies and Young Men wishing to Cap to $3 every day quietly at their homes; work furnished ; sent by mail ; no canvassing ; no stamps required for reply: Please address EDWARD F. DAVIS & CO., 58 South Main Street, Fall River, Mass. “SHORTHAND by mail! If you want a complete course send 10 cents for specimens and terms. K. B. Clarke, Stenographer, Station “ G,"’ Philadelphia, Pa. Established 1853. H.B. KIRK & CO., 1158 BROADWAY, 69 FULTON ST. Sour Mash Old Crow Rye oe and Whiskies. Mayfield. The. Best in the World. RELIABLE WINES. “ Now good digestion wait on appetite, And health on both.” —SHAKESPEARE. “Common Sense’ Lunch Room, 135 Broapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Manager. THE FONTOGRAPH. Always Writes, Never Clogs. Ink for Ten Days. Wear for Ten Years. Price from $1. Send for pies Call and Try it. jist. ‘Agents Wanted, THE A. S. FRENCH CO., M’r'rs, Ground Floor W. U. Tel. B’ld'g, 199 B'way, New Yorx. F.W. DEVOE & CO. MANUFACTURERS OF Artists’ Materials, Reapy-Mixep Paints, Dry Cotors, Cotors in Olt, Coors 1n JAPAN, Putp Cotors, . BRUSHES, FINE VARNISHES, &c. Cor. Fulton and William Sts., New York. id N D three or five dol- rs il sof the Dest Candies tn the world” put bory by up in ne boxes. All strictly pure. Suitable Tor presents. Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner, 78 Mapison Sr., Cuicaco, GEORGE MATHER’S SONS, PRINTING [NK, 60 JoHN STREET, NEw York, This paper is printed with our cut ink, comicbooks.com