Life — August 30, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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‘LIFE: BANKERS. — - “WILLIAM POLLOCK, BANKER AND BROKER, Py Bats Allissves of Government Securities, Bank Shares, Rail- way Stocks and Bonds bought and sold on. commission or Garred on a mai Special attention given to Invest Seats, Interest allowed on deposits. WILLIAM POLLOCK, Messen New York Stock EXCHANGE, Cavanagh, Sandford & Co..° Merchant Tailors and Importers, 16 West 23d STREET, Opposite sth Ave, Hotel, New York. All the latest London fabrics regularly imported. ENGRAVING CO., a ie >ghphs sh Photgus daced ar crlarged See IN THE WORLD, The J. M. BRUNSWICK & BALKE CO, 724 Broadway. New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest. Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all n: toes awarded to the Collender Billiard Tables, and Ci bination Cushions, Balls, Ci a ri tion of 1878. At the Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, ia 1876, the combination cushions were reported the only ones scientifically correct in the angles of incidence and re- flection. New and second-hand billiard tables, in all de- signs, at the lowest prices. The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY, 768 Broadway few York. 241 Tremont St., Boston, 15 South Fift t. Louis. 113 S oth St., Philadelphia. tfand 6 State St Chicago ” 36)W. Baltimore St-Baltimore. NOTES AND EXTRACTS. “Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors" —(St. Paul to the Fenians. IV., 11, 44. Does insurance insure? It does. company every time.—Argonaut. Lovers ought to move to Havre.—Gouverneur Herald. But if her Marseilles in and says he is Tou- louse, what then ?—Winnipeg Siftings. It insures the IN the pucket of a burglar recently shot at Newton, N. J., was found a Moody and Sankey hymn-book. Let this be a warning to young men as to what they read.—Hawheye. It was Watts, we believe, who said, ‘ Let dogs delight to bark and bite.” Dr. Watts must have been annoyed by young men serenading his daughter.— Rochester Post Express. Oxe drop of honey will catch more flies than a quart of vinegar.—Modern Argo. Take it away. arn the flies—who wants to catch ‘em! Where does a bald head come in ?—Merchant Traveler. An interesting oil transaction took place in the ‘Third ward yesterday. ‘Though the little boy bellowed like a bull and said he could n't bear it, the old lady cornered him and made him take it. Derrick. A MASSACHUSETTS man has an almanac two hun- dred years old, and there is n't a word about Ben Butler in it. Now you see how utterly unreliable and away behind the times was an almanac in those an- cient days.—Argonaut. AN intemperate citizen of Rochester calls his stom- ach “ Hades,” because it is the place of departed spirits.— Rochester Post. And one in Cincinnati calls his The Tomb,” because it's where the bier goes.—Merchant Traveler. TRUE caution: “Ma,” said Jennie Parvenue, at Newport, ** they said those Smiths who have got the Jones coitage are awful stylish, and have got a pedi- gree.” ‘Got the pedigree, have they ?” said Mrs. Parvenu, excitedly ; ‘* well, you keep away from them, for I don't want you to catch it."—New York Mail and Express. SENTIMENT in the Bois de Boulogne. Romeo and Juliet are peomenading on a beautiful summer evening. Romeo, raising his eyes to heaven, ex- claims: ‘* What an ‘admirable spectacle! Look at those thousand stars that sparkle!” ‘* Yes,” replies Juliet, ‘they remind you of the lanterns on the IMPORTANT. When you visit or leave New York City, save and Camage Hire and, stop at the GRAS BRON HG NOTEL eat L, 07 N, HOTEL, opposite sscigun e Depot, Four Hundred anid Fifty (so) elegant rooms, fitted upat a cost of one million dollars, reduced to. §t and upwards pe day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant’ supplied with the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated railroad to all depots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city. HEGEMAN’S GASTRICINE. A ific for d: Sold by all di £ coh par box.’ Bent by mail, j N. Heenes roadway, corner &th Street, N. v2 - as and N. Heceman & Co., REPAIRS TO PLUMBING. Persons contemplating repairs to the drainage of their houses are advised that the Durham System can be intro- duced without difficulty in old buildings. It is a permanent protection, and adds materially to their value. Send for pamphlet to the Durham House Drainage Com- pany, 187 Broadway, N. Y. ~ DITMAN’S TRUSS—Annexed “Broadway and Barclay St. A Truss for Rupture can be fitted with intelligence that the wearer will get the greatest comfort. Private apartments for Ladies and Gentlemen. Established 1853. H.B. KIRK & CO., 1158 BROADWAY, .69 FULTON ST. Sour Mash’ } Whiskies. { | The Best in the World. {old Crow Rye and Mayfield. RELIABLE WINES. “ Now good digestion wait on appetite, And health on both.” —SHAKESPEARE. “Common Sense’ Lunch Room, 135 BRoapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P. WHEDON, Manager. THE FONTOGRAPH. Always Writes, Never Clogs. Ink for Ten Days. Wear for Ten Years. Call and Try it, Agents Wanted, THE A. S. FRENCH CO., M’r’rs, Ground Floor W. U. Tel. B'ld'g, 199 B'way, New York. B: Ww. DEVOE& CO. MANUFACTURERS OF Artists’ Materials, READY-MIXED Paints, Dry Cotors, Cotors IN Ot, CoLors 1n JAPAN, PuLP Cotors, BRUSHES, FINE VARNISHES, &c. Cor, Fulton and William Sts., New York. Send one, two, three jor five d bomb: of ANDY 2 The roti veal = ss, ies In. the K up in handsome boxes. All core pure. Suitable Yor presents. Try it once. Address, C.F.GUNTHER, Confectioner, 78 Maprsow Sr., Cucaco, GEORGE MATHER'S SONS, PRINTING [NK, 60 Joun Street, New York. This paper is printed with our cut ink, comicbooks.com