Life — August 16, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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_T EYTEE BANKERS. ~ WILLIAM POLLOCK, BANKER AND BROKER, No. 25 Pine St.,°N. Y. All issues of Government Securities, Bank Shares, Rail- way Stocks and Bonds bought and sold on commission or ‘on a margin. Special attention given to Invest Interest allowed on deposits, WILLIAM POLLOCK, MemBeR New York Stock EXxcHanc! Cavanagh, Sandford & Co.. Merchant Tailors and Importers, ments. 16 West 23d STREET, Opposite sth Ave. Hotel, New York. All the latest London fabrics regularly imported. BILLIARDS. THE MOST EXTENSIVE MANUFACTURERS OF IN THE WORLD. The J. M. BRONSWICK & BALKE C0., 724 Broadway. New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all na tions—awarded to the Collender Billiard Tables, and Com- bination Cushions, Balls, Cues, &c., at the Paris Exhibi- tion of 1878. At the Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, in 1876, the combination cushions were the only, nes iclentifcaly correct in the angles of incidence and re- flection, New and second liard tables, in all de- signs, at the lowest prices, The H, W. COLLENDER ieee Broadway, New York, | 241 Tremont St. Boston, a os ring ‘St., St. Louis. sas oh St., Philadelphia. 4 and 86 State St. Chicago Itimore St. Baltimore, s the NOTES AND “EXTRACTS. Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors.” —{St. Paul to the Fenians. 1V.. 11, 444 A COLLEGE exchange says that a-vicious college student being asked what he intended doing after graduating, replied : ‘ Damfino; preach, ¥ s'pose."— Williamsport Grit. . THE latest rumors from London say the Queen will soon abdicate. It is not definitely known who will be her successor, but probably some man from Ohio.— Burlington Hawkeye. ‘* WHAT county do you soreents sir?” asked one individual of another in front of a saloon in St. Paul, Minn., one day last week. ‘I'm not a member of the ture,” was the reply, ‘I'm only a private citizen on a drunk."—£x. A Los ANoELES rancher has raised a pumpkin so large that his two children use a half each fora cradle. This may seem very wonderful in the rural districts, but in this city three or four full-grown policeman have been found asleep on a single beat.—San Fran- cisco Post. * said the high school girl to her dearest is not allowable in polite society to say, ‘He bit off more than he could chew.’ The correct expression is, ‘He severed with his incisors more than he was able to masticate with his molars.’"— Oil City Derrick. Mr. Beron, the S. P. C. A. man, says it is cruelty to animals to catch fish with a hook. ere would n't be much fun in fishing if a man had to dive under the water and hold chloroform to a fish's nose until it be- comes unconscious, and then hit it on the head with ahammer.—Norristown Herald. THERE isa man in Vermont whose brains have dried up so that they rattle around like beans in a drum when he shakes his head. We have heard men without brains rattling with their tongues while they shook their heads at the audience, and think that the Vermonter’s case is preferable.—Zexas Siftings. ** Wuy do these men run so fast this warm weather ? Is anybody dying? No! How red their faces are. ‘They will burst a blood vessel. See, they are almost fainting, but still they try to run. Poor fellows! Have they just escaped from prison?” ‘No, my child. ey have summer cottages out of town, and are merely trying to catch a train."—Philadelphia News. IMPORTANT. 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