Life — June 28, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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‘LIFE: BANKERS. " WILLIAM POLLOCK, BANKER AND BROKER, No. 25 Ping St., N.Y. All issves of Government Securities, Bank Shares, Rail- way Stocks and Bonds bought and sold on commission or carried on a margin. Special altention given to Invest ments, Interest allowed on deposits. WILLIAM POLLOCK, Memper New York Stock ExcHance. Cavanagh, Sandiord & Co., Merchant Tailors and Importers, 16 West 23d STREET, Opposite sth Ave. Hotel, New York, All the latest London fabrics regularly imported. PATENT BINDER FOR FILING * LIFE: Cheap, Strong and Durable. Will hold 26 numbers. Mailed to any part of the United States for $1.00. Address, office of “LIFE,” 1155 BROADWAY, NEW YORK. _*iBILLIARDS. THE MOST EXTENSIVE MANUFACTURERS OF IN THE WORLD, The J. M: BRUNSWICK & BALKE C0., 724 Broadway, New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all ha~ tions—awarded to the Collender Billiard Tables, and Com- bination Cushions, Balls, Cues, &c., at the Paris Exhibi- tion of 1878. At the Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, in 1876, the combination cushions were reported the only ones scientifically correct in the angles of incidence and re- flection. New and second-hand billiard tables, in all de- Signs, at the lowest prices, The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY, 768 Broadway, New York. 241 Tremont St., Boston. _ is South Fitth’St.,St.Louis. 113 S. h St., Philadelphia, Syand 86 State St., Chicago. 367W. Baltimore St. Baltimore, NOTES AND EXTRACTS. “Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors.” —{St. Paul to the Fenians. IV., 11, 44.) Som men are known by the company they—can't get into.—Somerville Journal. 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