Life — May 10, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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REE A NOTES AND EXTRACTS. “Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors.” [St.Paul to the Fenians. 1V., 11, 44 ITALIAN music is fine because it is ground so much ‘on the streets, —. O. Picayune. Ir was first known that hogs were good to eat when. Japhet Ham, Jt would be a Shem not to Noah thing was good after trying it.— Baltimore Every Saturday Ir the pictures can be believed, it was a very simple matter for an ancient Roman to get ready for bed. He just took his sandals off, that’s all._—Rochester Post-Express. WueEn Ouida asked Charles Reade for a name for her dog he suggested *! Tonic,” saying, ‘* It is sure to be a mixture of bark, steal and whine.”— Yonkers Gazette. “ Arasinta." You ask how you may acquire beauty. Get married to a public officer. You will then instantly become *‘a model of feminine beauty.” ‘They all do.—Boston Transcript. Tue young man was trying :o play sober. He sat with the young lady on the froot steps. He studied, for a long time, trying to. think of something that would illustrate his sobnety. Finally ne looked up, and solemnly said: ‘The (hic) moon's as full asa goose ; ain't it ?"—Georgia Major. A maiden at Vassar Was a terrible gasser, And always paraded her learning ; Since her pa lost his rocks Through a tumble of stocks, She studies the science of churning. —Williamsport Breakfast Table. HEGEMAN'S GASTRICINE. A specific for dyspepsia. Sold by all druggists. a5 and 0 cents per box. Sent by mail. J. N, Hecestan & Co., Broadway, corner 81! ree! BILLIARDS, MANUFACTURERS OF 1N THE WORLD, The J. M. BRUNSWICK & BALKE C0, 724 Broadway, New York. ‘The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the first premiums, the latest Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all na- tions—awarded to the Collender Billiard Tabfes, and Com- bination Cushions, Balls, Cues, &c., at the Paris Exhibi- tion of 1878. 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Manager HARRIGAN & HART in Edward Harrigan’s latest piece THE MUDDY DAY. The popular music by Mr. Dave Braham. TUESDAY, MATINEES UNION SQUARE THEATRE, FRIDAY. Mr. A. M. PALMER.......Proprietorand Manager. Mr. CHARLES WYNDHAM and his London Com- pany in .*. THE GREAT DIVORCE CASE.°. Every Evening at 8, Saturday Matinee at 2. Seats may be secured two weeks in advance. TONY PASTOR'S 14TH STREET THEATRE, EVERY EVENING AT 8 SaturDay Matinee. NEIL BURGESS 1x VIM. Pronounced by the press and public the greatest success of the season. The patent revolving stage, the great circus scene, etc. Seats secured two weeks in advance. Degraaf & Taylor, Furniture ano Beppinc. To Buyers in the all-important business 4, Surnishing their houses and apartments we would be especially gratified to show our new productions and rapid advancement in this industry. Price and quantity in sight, ready for selection, are our Special Inducements at this season, DEGRAAF & TAYLOR, 47 and 49 West 14th St., 48 West 15th St., Between sth and 6th Avs., NEW YORK, eae ai ai Sah Sears =e Ivison, Blakeman, Taylor & Co., N. Y. * Now good digestion wait on appetite, ‘And health on both.” —SHAKESPRARE, “Common Sense” Lunch Room, 135 Broapway (cor. Cedar St.), JAMES P, WHEDON, Manager comicbooks.com