Life — April 26, 1883 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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‘LIFE: NOTES AND EXTRACTS. ‘Render unto Scissors those things which are Scissors." — (St. Paul to the Fenians. 1V..11, 44.) “In case Lam recalled,” announced a young vocal- ist to a Western audience, “I shall sing ‘My Grand- father’s Clock." She was not recalled.—Burling- ton Free Press. “The largest button house in New York has sus- nded.” Now if the largest suspender house in New York had buttoned, it would not have been so bad. Norristown Herald. Charles Thorpe, * the man with the iron jaw,” has been converted and joined the Baptist Church at Pat. erson, N. J.—Syracuse Standard, O let us be jaw. ful—jawful ; O let usbe jawful all day long A Piute Princess has just married her twentieth husband. A few enterprising Piute princesses would soon exterminate the male portion of the tribe, and save our Government considerable money.—Norris- town Herald. Old Mrs, B. came to town last week from Indiana onan excursion, and when asked why she was in such a hurry to'leave she replied: ‘I've got to; you see as how I came in on an exertion train and my tickets perspires to-night."—Scientific American. Hegeman’s Gastricine. A-specific for dyspepsia. Sold by all druggists. 25 and 0 cents per box. Sent by mail. J.N. HEGEMAN & Co., Broadway, corner 8th Street, N. Y. ” 87" * Dictionary of Electricity [$2] and Storage Elec- tricity ($+) are technical works of great value.”"—Low/s- ville Courier Journal. T27 © Storage of Electricity ($1. published by the Y. Agency College ot Electical Engine-ring. is the latest | and fest work on this interesting subject.”"—Gasette, Mch. | 25, °83. BILLIARDS. THE MOST EXTENSIVE MA} IN THE WORLD, The J. M. BRONSWICK & BALE C0., 724 Broadway. New York. The Collender Billiard and Pool Tables have received the fit premiums, the latest Triumphs being the Grand Medal—the highest premium over all na- tions—awarded to the Collender Billiard Tabfes, and Com- bination Cushions, Balls, Cues, &c., at the Paris Exhibi- ion of 1878. At the Centennial Commission, Philadelphia, in 1876, the combination cushions were repurted the only ones scientifically correct in the angles of incidence and re- ficction. New and second-hand billiard tables, in all.de- signs, at the lowest prices. The H. W. COLLENDER COMPANY, 768 Broadway, New York. 24x Tremont St. Boston. 15 South Fifth’St., St. Louis. 113 S. oth St., Phitadelphia, By and 8 State St., Chicago, 367W. Baltimore St.Baltimore. INSURANCE, AMUSEMENTS. Tue EouiraB_e Lire ASSURANCE SOCIETY, 120 BROADWAY, NEW YORK, Assets, - - - $48,000,000, Having d@clared its policies, over three years in force, to be INCONTESTABI.E, announces that all such incontestable policies will be paid at matu- rity, without rebate of interest, immediately after the receipt at the Society’s office in New York of satisfactory proofs of death, together with a valid and satisfactory discharge from thé parties in interest. HENRY B. HYDE, President. JAMES W. ALEXANDER, 1st Vice-Pres’t. SAMUEL BORROWE, 2d Vice-Pres’t. WILLIAM ALEXANDER, Secretary. UNITED STATES Mutual Accident Association. $5,000 Accident Insurance. $25 Weekly In- demnity, Membership fee $3. Annual cost about $10. Write for Circular and application blank. European permits. CHAS, B. PEET, President. (Of Rogers, Peet & Co.) JAS. R. PITCHER, Sec’y. 320 & 322 Broadway, N. Y. BANKERS. " WILLIAM POLLOCK, — BANKER AND BROKER, No. 25 Pine St., N.Y. All issues of Government Securities, Ban® Shares, Rail way Stocks and Bonds bought and sold on commission of camned on a margin, Special attention given to Invest- merfts. Interest allowed on deposits. WILLIAM POLLOCK, MeMBER New York Stock EXxcHuance. A. G. HemMInway, Truman Heminway. A. G. HEMINWAY & CO., BANKERS AND BROKERS, 11 Wall Street, New York. C.J. TURNER & CO., N. E. Linstey, Speciat, BANKERS AND BROKERS, Mills Building, N. Y. Byou OPERA HOUSE, COMEDY SEASON, CASTE, By the H. M. PITT COMEDY COMPANY. | Eben Plympton, Wm. Davidge, Selina Dolaro, Fanny Addiscn, etc. Every evening. Matinee on Saturday at 2. THEATRE COMIQU: HARRIGAN & HAR’ JOHN E. CANNON... 728 and 730 Broadway ceeseeeeseoes Proprietors etBers s++-Manager FOURTH WEEK of HARRIGAN & HART in Edward Harrigan’s latest piece THE MUDDY*Day. The popular music by Mr. Dave Braham, TUESDAY, MATINEES FRIDAY. UNion SQUARE THEATRE, Mr. A. PALMER.......Proprietorand Manager, | Reappearance of Mr. CHARLES WYNDHAM and his London Company in their brilliant comedy, —BRIGHTON— Every Evening at 8 Saturday Matinee at 2. Seats may be secured two weeks in advance. | ENDERSON’S STANDARD THEATRE. WM. HENDERSON...Proprietor and Manager SALSBURY’S TROUBADOURS in Bronson Howard's ‘Green Room Fun. EVERY EVENING at 8 and SATURDAY MATINEE at 2. CHURCH CHOIR BALLET. GLIMPSE BEHIND THE SCENES. EVERY AMATEUR SHOULD SEE IT. H TORY PASTOR'S 14TH STREET,THEATRE, EVERY EVENING AT 8 Saturpay MaTINEE. NEIL BURGESS !n VIM. Pronounced by the press and public the greatest success of the season. The patent revolving stage, the great circus scene, etc. Seats secured two weeks in advance,