Judge — July 13, 1929 — page 8: what you’re looking at

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Pact Revene’s Horse—Now, why doesn’t he holler “British Are Coming” and get along? What Shall We Do With Twelve Idle Fellows? According to a man whom I will call “Count Vronsky" be- cause that is the only nar think of at present except “Fanny Hill 1 would like to keep this story clean for a change, there are over 12 people in the United States today out of work, Vronsky—or Russell Chiswick, as I shall hereafter re- fer to him—vanishes from the narrative at this point, much to our regret. But I do not think we will soon forget our old school-fellow, whose mischievous spirits prompted many a raid on the buttery or punting excursion on the Cherwell when we were in the same form at Charterhouse together. It was in the last years of the war that I heard that Chis- wick had gone on the Great Ad- venture. There, in’ Flanders fields, he sleeps among the blow- ing poppies, Chiswick of the proud heart. And sometimes, as I tramp homeward slowly over Dartmoor, I think it is all for the best. At least he doesn't have to » Tecan listen to imitations of Helen Ka on the radio, boop-boop-a-doop. For the last few days whilst in Sick Bay, my summer villa, 1 have been conferring with Vin- cent Lopez and Philip Spitalny of the U.S. Dept. of Labor about Vronsky's sti at shall we do with those 12 idle fellows? is the problem which confronts us e as we loll on the stoop and wate the lotus-eyed bumboat women on the lagoon. You cannot give them away, as nobody will have them. We wired Peggy Hopkins Jo Can you accept 12 idle fellows? Wish you were here, Jus- tices. Holmes and Brandeis dis senting as usual.” Back came her reply: “Are you making me This week there was a sea-serpent scare . expected to get over it - and he’s not comicbooks.com