Judge — June 29, 1929 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Department store discards ordinary show windows; finds this type attracts more attention. “What would you do if a squall came up?” I'd give him a nut.” Down South when a doctor wants his patients to say “Ah” he asks them to give the first person singular of the personal pronoun, Then there were the two opera rs from the same town who together and compared notes. And did you know about the racketcer's restless young flapper daughter who was always want people More Grim Fairy Tales “Yes, our new building will be ready for occupancy the first of October. “We'll deliver your suit at six o'clock sharp.” Bachelors’ Laundry — Socks Darned, “My dear sir, don’t forget that we are living in a prohibition country.” “Our records show, Mr. Gunch, that you have three hundred dol lars more than you thought in your account. Yes, indeedy—a cold: shower every morning, man and boy, for twenty years.” “Easy Payments Arranged.” “Of course, we Californians admit that our climate is not per feet.” “Just a small one, Frank—I've got to be home for dinne —Han s Senior—What 1 that Guzer is lazy Hardy Perennial — Whenever he buys the Saturday 1 ning Post he tears it in half and makes two. trips. es you think Frosh—Who was that Irish n the newspapers were so full 1 while ago? Soph—What Irishman? Frosh—1. Malone. 2 GPAn PONTE ! That's right! [was to get Agnes some flypaper!” comicbooks.com