Judge — June 22, 1929 — page 38: what you’re looking at

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‘Larry Quicx “You've taken my awl!” choked the carpenter. (With apologies to everybody, espe- cially Mr. Perelman.) —Rowtanp Lyon, George Washington U. ’29 Why I’m Leaving College I can’t drink gin. The lecture system is giving me insomnia. I’ve just read a copy of College Humor. Football games bore me. I'm getting tired of having my room-mate wear my clothes. I'm convinced that the modern educational system is all wrong. I’ve learned all there is to know already. I, got.a card from the Dean yesterday. —Artuur Sitversiatt, Harvard ’30 The Unbeliever “Sonny doesn’t believe in the old stories any more, does he?” “No, he won't even believe that storks bring baby storks.” —Raovut Biumperc, Yale ’29 Then there was the gentleman “ in the Freshman class at Harvard who tried to find a mate for his mail box. * —Sam Brioutman anv Birt Bryan, Washington U. ’32 Young Man in Night Club— Waiter, please hold this table for us. We're going over to the Grand Central to miss a train and will be right back. “Use the word Pensacola in a sentence.” “Its Pensacola near froze to death.” —L. W. Dvrry, Annapolis ’29 “There is that inexcusably dumb freshman co-ed who’ thinks that lettuce is a proposition.” —Ratpu C. Suarrer, U. of Wash. ’30 He—I’m going to steal a kiss from you. Sue—IV elcome, brother. I’m from Chicago, too. —Jran Provence, U. of Arizona ’30 Love’s Entreaty I have my life to offer, and noth- ing to demand, Except that you accept it—it's yours, dear, to command. I bring you love unbounded, and this is all I ask: The chance to serve you always, however mean the task. I’m yours completely, truly, you own me, heart and soul; You are my life’s ambition, my religion, and my goal. My darling, only take me, and let me be your slave; I'd fight wild tigers for you, I'd face the open grave. I'd go through hell-fire’s torture to keep you safe from pain, And if you should but ask it, I’d go through it again. All this I'd suffer gladly, whole- heartedly, my sweet, If only, when we're dancing, you'd just keep off my feet. —D. A. Amyx, Stanford ’31 Akin to the sailor who takes a boat ride on a holiday and to the - mailman who takes a walk on his, is the college student who spends his vacation loafing. —ArtuHur SILVERBLATT, .. Harvard '30.. Lancetot—This is the Tilting Field, Art. “ Kine Artuur—Tilting! Gadzooks! It fairly whirls! —Rowranp Lyon, George Washington U. ’29 . EDWARD LANGER PRINTING CO., INC., JAMAICA, ¥. T. comicbooks.com