Judge — June 22, 1929 — page 37: what you’re looking at

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Judging the Shows (Continued from page 14) is three weeks or three years that Mr. Kelly has been able to stand on a flagpole. Be that as it may, Mr. Kelly stood on a flag- pole in this carnival until the last dancing couple was carted away to the hospital which, in all hon- ‘esty—and I hope you will take my word for it—is, something that I, with all my remarkable talents, could not do. True enough, I haven't tried it, but that is a poor apology. Mr. Kelly, in the matter of flagpole standing, is admittedly my su- perior and I am too humble in the appreciation of my own shortcomings to criticize his per- formance. All that it behooves me to say, therefore, is that he is the Shakespeare of flagpole standers. Saat WSs Punditry Ida—Fashions may come and fashions may go, but there’s al- ways a demand for cosmetics. June—Yes. Women can’t go wan forever. — PATHFINDER Let’s have it over with—that is, the Scotch story: The Englishman, the Irishman, the Yankee and the Scot entered the bar. The Englishman, stout fellow, stood a round of Scotch, the Irishman stood a round of hot punches, the Yankee stood six foot one and a half, and the Scot stood and admired the woodwork. —Boston Transcript She (to bridge expert)—In the same circumstances, how would you have played that hand? He (icily)—Under an assumed name, —Tr-Brts You will enjoy luxurious comfort at Tue Drake, food unexcelled anywhere, and this unusual added advantage: you will be out of the noise and con- fusion of down-town Chicago, yet within easy walking distance of its shops and theatres. Rates as low as five dollars a day single room with bath, six double. Special discounts for extended stays. Write for Illustrated Booklet, Edition 16. Under the Blackstone management known the world over ™ DRAKE HOTEL Chicago The Adventures of Old Bill in America By Bruce Bairnsfather Will Appear Each Week in JUDGE Where Summer, Is Cool Enchantment “The Ambassador is one of the most beautiful places I know of!” MADAME GALLI CURCI —declares in one of a large number of UNSOLICITED: (MENTS by world-famous celebriti “Certainly no hotel I large city beautiful grow For keenest enjoyment of your summer visit to California, make reservations at CAmbassador Los Angeles NO HOTEL IN THE WORLD OFFERS MORE VARIED ATTRAC. TIONS—Superb 27-acre park, with miniature golf course, oper plunge and tennis courts. 5 hunting and all sports, including 18- hole Rancho Golf Club. Motion pic- ture theater and 35 smart shops within the hotel. Famous Cocoanut Grove for dancing nightly. Write Jor Chef's Cook-book of ‘aliformia Kecipes ATTRACTIVE SUMMER RATES BEN L. FRANK, Manager Vie ew~9 NEW in construction and furnishings OLD in hospitable tradition (1873-1929) SEASIDE HOTEL ATLANTIC CITY, N. J. This Year You Will See the New Seaside Hotel meet the requirements of visitors to Atlantic City we offer a new and greater Hotel; greater, not merely in size, but in the luxuriousness of conser- vative appointments contribut- ing to the convenience, comfort and pleasure of our guests. We shall be glad to answer your inquiries and forward literature and rates upon request. ~ comicbooks.com