Judge — June 1, 1929 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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“Gwan, don't tell me your not home! I see the light in your window.” —Geo. Licutenstein, U. of Michigan '29 Cheer Leaders We just met the dumbest girl in the world. On reading the “¢ "she turned and ays here, Harvard ‘31. Jack MecGanny, Osqoode °31 There's that one about the girl who ate a book and all that they could remove was the appendix. —Nicnoras Mawens Ohio State “My boy friend is very relig- ious, “In fact he’ tle!” “What do you mean?” “Well, he’s apostle post man!” —At Breen, Trinity '31 On the English Channel there's wvilion which issues a jy newspaper for the ben- cfit of its patrons. They call it “Current Events.” —Mitprev Baris, fdelphi ’32 Horoscope In cight years Mr. Hoover will contribute to the Cosmopolitan. In seven years a world peace pact will be signed at Geneva. In six years no celebrities will he left to endorse cigarettes. Hopkins ged. In five years Peggy Joyce will” become en: In four years pi will lose on the Stock Exch In three years explorers. will find comfort in moderne furniture. In two years Congress will con ill for farm relief. In one year there will be a battle of the century. sider a In six months it will be almost winter. And tomorrow night I've got a date, —Davin S. Leusas, Notre Dame °29 Then there is the dumb nurse who thinks a coma is a punctua tion mark, —Tyson Atte Ga. Tech. "31 Great Men—The ferryboat captain who never made a slip in his life. —Kexsxeri Baitey, Cruelty T derstand that fellow who used to set type here got a di- Why?” “He'd come home from day's work at the office wife would invariably serve him alphabet soup.” —Raove Bresoene, Yale '29 “You see that sign ‘Private Property’? Why ’n't ya keep off?” “Don't tell me, tell the horse!” —Maxim Gitiix, ©. 0. N.Y. 7°29 EDWAKD LANGER PRINTING ©0., INC., JAMAICA, N. 7, comicbooks.com a Co)