Judge — June 1, 1929 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE VIG IA Do you see the heading at the top of this y ? The Boy is hungry. The Girl is hungry. They are talkin “Where are we ig to eat this summer?” ¢ the Girl. “T hope so,” says the Boy “No, Junio: for it’s OF la Judge, Jr., she’s talking to. mean I'm fed fat with Reuben’s, and Childs’, and Barney's, Heigh-Ho, and Lido, and Automats! 1 want to begin thinking of motoring to the cool coun try cafés come June's end.” “Well.” said 1. “L know a place just out of Hemp- stead where the suds are cheerio and the cheese is fre “Please, Ju- nior.let ner man be se I ven to know of coun pur in rious. try food-rooms, where we can dance, if we want to.” “Well, there's always Joc ullwood's, on Glen Cove. Long island. It's the most popular faltering place on the Island in summer. The food is excellent, and the crowd is snooty, what ho! The orchestra can ev keep beat with my step, which is something, no en It's too crowded on week-end nights for professional dancing like mine, but if you like, car and sit and talk.” “What else has the Island to tease me. Junior?” “Pavilion Royale, on the old Merrick Road. has nime many a glad Sunday ance floor is ar size and your toes are safer there than on most floors. Usually there is tirst ss entertainment. If you for the enterts hient, we can go out and sit n the ear and talk.” “Other places, Junior?” “Stage Coach Inn, in Lo- cust: Vall food on the Island. You pay, my dear, but in the long run it is economical. The dishes ure over-ample—one can go foodless for days after an evening at Stage Coach In You can cat ona shady lawn we can park our don't care » Serves the best cs LA Tovell at the stars, too. Of » if you don’t care for star we can sit in the car and s. indecdy! I've stopped there often. In the heart of the Hamptons, on the road to Montauk, Everything about Canoc © Inn is to be highly recommended —food. wait ers—and the good-luck kissing-stone at its entrance I know a fella who kissed that stone two years ay and then bought Radio shares, and now he hardly speaks tome! Tf you don't care for good-luck kiss- ou can get in the car with me after din ner and we can ing-stones, motor over the sad sand dunes and moors to Land's End be- Montauk and sit on the edge of the JIL& ocean and © ’ewymt ey talk.” isieras Vio) “Is there . anything else at Montauk be- sides you, sand, talking, and the ocean?” Well, Carl Fisher has built’ Montauk Inn, old ish architecture, hard by his Montauk Downs, f the finest golf courses in the whole world. I can think of no better place to week-end. One can wallow in the ocean off a nd beach, or fish in the de of a windmill, IT caught a 109-pound blonde yond there last summer. And the new Lido Beach Hotel at Long Beach?" “Top-hole, my dear, top-hole. And a swell place Lido Golf Club in vites you, too, but after play ing it through sandy winds, one spends a week in Mattea- wan recuperating !" “Next we Junior, will you tell me about places to go and things to do in’ West- chester and Connecticut?” “You betcha I will, but now let's buzz out to some place and get a ham sandwich. We can eat it in the car and talk.” Gay to peruse human nature! The