Judge — June 1, 1929 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Boy Scout—I dunno whether this is a good decd, but they asked me to do it. Domestic Episode “Oh, darling, you're home at last! I thought you'd never come! Remember, you promised to let me shoot you today!" “By Jove, [ did. But say, honey, I’m awful tired—won't to- morrow do just as well?” “Oh, lovey, I've been so bored all day, and looking forward to a little fun!” Well, Papa’s little precious— of course she shall have her fun, then. Is everything ready?” “Oh, yes, I've been practising. I practise the postime t's fine, ter dress up, hadn't I? How about something sporty for sion—my new linen knick- Now, I suppose dear. Why not keep on that old every-d so you'll look ri “Just as you say where shall we st Outdoors?” “Oh, no, all the neighbors would want to watch, and you'd he sure to get self-conscious. And business suit, 1 natural?” anyway, don’t you think it’s sweeter to do it right in our own little love-nest?"" Perhaps you're right, dovey. Let's pick out some spot with real sentimental significance ——" “T have it—the nursery “Fine! And I can be bending over Baby's crib!" Tue “Wer-Paint Vater” For gentlemen who have an uncontrollable curiosity, but hate to get their fingers mussy. “Oh, splendid! ait—come on! “Now—just give Papa a min- ute, precious, to get in the right mood te “Take your time, de he old thing I can hardly —I have aimed cor- to rectly “Ah, here’s Junior!” “Oh, lovely! Junior, angel, come take hold of Papa’s hand, and Mama'll get you too!” “That's the stuff!» And. say, don't miss B: hs “Now st pretend nothing's happening at all. Are you ready?” “AIL ready, darling—shoot!” “Why—why—it isn’t loaded!" “What, not loaded?” “Oh, isn’t that too exasperat- ing! Junior, run over to the store and get a roll of film for the Little Gem Home Movie Camera, Model B—and hurry, dear, or Papa’ll yet impatient, and won't let Mama shoot him at all!” Manian Dertrick There are a number of X-presi- dential candidates in Mexico. The X marks the spot where they fell, comicbooks.com