Judge — May 25, 1929 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE \AIGr The Illustrators’ Show was the \ ? next season. If Ziegfeld doesn't best in vears. . 2.) Rube Gold- ~ go through with this, I shall start berg contributed another nut hit. razzing Bobbe Arnst, who also . .. Wish I could tell you about ; signed a long contract with him, I it... . Why doesn't he do a full- , was pl ng golf with John length Broadway Revue? .. . 54 Golden last Sunday, He has a H. T. Webster's “Front to - SI | numbered set of golf clubs. He Womanhood,” a Poker sketch, was has become such a rabid golfer of a rollicking high spot... . Wish late 1 could tell you about it... and Arthur William Brown spends so much time on and Russell Patterson the links, that now he wrote, directed, and calls for everything by - girl sing- = number. He smokes stunt number two cigars as he number that made Zi, plays. He wears num- feld’s past forts ook ber eight hats, number like Passion Plays... 2 twelve shoes, number Russell. Patterson's cur- fifty-four pants, num- tain would have driven ber. twenty-one shirts, Boston insane. . . . The Benda Pantomime, “The Will,” cerie, silent murder, completely stopped the hiccupping out front... . I ¢ was in the show, and as usual, I ae number sixteen sox, and, if he’s in good condition, scores number ve on most holes. John La- tta played with us, about fifty yards ahead most of the time, and on one tee before his clubhead hit . the ball he yelled for a following Broadway is dying its annual wind. Mr. Golden said the death, The night clubs are hang- s trouble with LaGatta’s game was ing on by the skin of a check or ) that he was coming through too two. Barney fast with his alibis. Clare Gallant sits = Budington Kelland, with sound, over his mid- was playing a night tea and great deal talks of his comi: acation in with us. Mr. Golden cracked a Russia. He pre: sumes to study screaming cighty-five yard drive the caviar situation. Walter off a tee. “I'm afraid it’s going O'Keefe is in Hollywood writ- to slice,” said Mr, Golden, ing a musical talkie, It will “When you hit a golf ball, Mr. probably take a r to exhibit Golden, it is too confused to ter always has so much know what to do!” said Mr. t extras will be in the Kelland. Mr. Golden said son and talking on their thing and a thunderstorm came fingers. Heywood . up and drove us to Broun is seriously oy ™ the clubhouse. considering a wig » eee Palm Beach suit "¥ as I am told that no song since “Alex- for the Summer. In the Fall he plans SOFT 5 ander’s Ragtime Band” has ea going immediately to Palm Beach to so smash-bangly as “Button Up Your save changing. “Passing the Lucky , Overcoat.” Once one hears Strike factory windows at Forty-Fifth p whistles and si n spectator inside lean- the hit song in ail watching the girls \ Hf Zelma O'Neill and Jack Hale: 1 the show nightly with it. It usu E follows that a song hit eget others lers in bby, in similar vein. May we “Un- in to tell J igs button Your Vest and Let Me L sore in eld for Your Heart?” Judge, J was adequately terrible. *_ * # &© 8 &© # & it one comicbooks.com