Judge — May 18, 1929 — page 20: what you’re looking at

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Tur Wire Meeting the Sponge on an Equal Basis The board of directors of the Purely Sponge Company were in conference. The policy of the newly formed enterprise was. be- ing determined by the four digni- fied and austere gentlemen who comprised the management. The president, in solemn frock coat, rapped for order. “Gentlemen of the Purely § Company, perhaps don't know the sponge as I do. I've lived the greater part of my life with sponges and, so, am in a position to tell you something of its habits and every-day life. The sponge, which we are about to market, is a vase-like s: attached by its blind end, and has thin walls of which the endo- derm consists of collar-cells which resemble choanoflagellate infuso- you rians.”” “We have a sponge in our bath tub which has no. collar-cells,” said the vice-president. “I guess it’s just a cheap sponge—brown and sort of sog; “Nevertheless,” said the presi- dent, “it’s an animal with pores JUDGE Darling, I wish you'd notice the cunning toy in the body-wall and is one of the porte ra.” “What do sponges eat?” asked the secretary, moistening his dry lips. “We have a very fat sponge in which must have been vy eater in his, or her, y.” the treasurer said. “I know where you can get a wonderful dinner for six-course train I got for baby? $1.50," said the secretary, smack- ing his lips. he president frowned and “Let's not digress from the subject of sponges, gentlemen.” “Do rs have children?” the treasurer asked, paternally. looking up from a sponge chart. That said the vice-president, “I must remember to send Charles his monthly al reminds me,” comicbooks.com