Judge — May 18, 1929 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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I Know a Girl— She thinks the material vou pour inte a waflle- iron and that it's kept in’ the pitcher, but, she says, batter iy the raw she's simply cestatic over baseball, When [ offered to show her the diamond they play on at the Polo Grounds she told me LT needn't my time as she'd seen all of ¢ she was s' inan’s diamonds and « y one of them was large enou, You can't She thinks the fellows who sing “Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep” which, inci- dentally. she thinks is the name of a book. She says, what if play polo on. tir] on size. men are the Joan Lowell's autobiography isn't true. It would be different if she were writing the story of her life, then she'd have to stick to facts, but in an autobiography well, she just thinks all that fuss was absurd. She thinks the battery is what works the self-starter in the coaches and that the ump-hire is what the team pays to the referee. When I told her the pitcher (this was after I explained to her that he had not been produced by William Fox) had a beautiful curved ball she said she didn’t think that they used anything but round balls. 1 told her they didn't but that square ones fitted into the pitcher's box better. She said, that’s right, you can’t put a square peg in a round hole and settled that. Later I settled her by explaining how to keep score on a score ! card Carrons Cannons. “Come on back, Agg. Don't make a scandal.” In Mexican shooting galleries they have presidential candid: “Why do you call those twin sisters ‘tonsils’ ?" “Because everybody takes them minded druggist who toasted his walls do not_a_ prison make, nor iron bars a saloon, comicbooks.com