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# Analysis of Judge Magazine Page This page features **"The Annual Outing of 'Judge' Contributors,"** a humorous essay by S. L. Perelman describing a magazine staff picnic. The **top cartoon** shows men in suits and hats at a beach, examining toy construction equipment and vehicles. The caption "Let's work it once more, before we go, Al!" suggests they're treating the outing like work rather than recreation—a joke about editorial staff unable to relax. The **bottom photograph** shows men in a rowboat, identified as "Barksdale Seuss driving for pennies while Gardner Rea, Gardner Hanley, and Gardner Lippmann coach their horses." This appears to be a playful record of actual staff members at the outing, with the absurd scenario (driving for pennies, coaching horses from a boat) adding comedic exaggeration to what was likely an ordinary recreational gathering.

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JUDGE Lo a__! “Let's work it once more, before we go, The Annual Outing of “Judge” Contributors First Prize-Winning Essay By S. J. Perelman The subject which [have chosen for my essay is “The Annual Outing of ‘Judge’ Contribu- tors.” which was held last Wednesday at Pig’ Neck. the summer ly ft Lawrence Looney, Before writing down the inter- esting events which place on our day at the shore. why I will de- scribe myself My name is Zoftick and IT am teen years old. My par ents were sheep-stealers n Armenia, but moved to Centerville when I “was but a mere youth I am planning to go to M. I. T. when I grow up and be a famous civil engineer. I have two Belgian hares and 1 strawberry mark on my left leg and I like our. president. Barksdale Seuss diving for pennies while Gard- lice down with a xd book in the dark and read myself to: Slumberland, Now for our trip. Mr. Looney furnished ears to take us to the beach and in my car were Gardner Rea, Gardner Fuller, Gardner Hanley. and Gardner Lippmann, who draw the “funnies” that go in the azine. In the second car were Barksdale Barksdale Trembath, Barksdale Russell, and Barksdale Seuss. In the last but not least car were Jefferson Me e, Jefferson and “Judge, Jr. Gross, (who is John Riddell, who is Jefferson De plis, who is Corey Ford, who is Jefferson Machamer). up the rear were the sheriff, the printers, the banks, and the paper manufactur- ers, who just happened to be going our way. When we arrived at Mr, Looney’s palatial home we found that it had been torn down to put up a five-story tent. Mr. Looney took us in on the ground floor, where a box of cheese- straws and some appe- tizing rain-water soon nothing better than to ner Rea, Gardner Hanley, and Gardner Lippmann comb their tresses, dispelled our pangs of punger. Then, with comicbooks.com