Judge — April 13, 1929 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE Vii glad of that beeause they fill me With a tendency to faint. Cho, So it's heave, my hearties, ete.” The serpent then swam along side. He was a pure white the larger photograph reveals. ~ a soap-dish on his neck in which were Count Felix von Buckner, former district attor- ney of New York, and Hedwig, a sutler in charge of the subtle trains between) Grand Central and ‘Times Square. With the serpent was his wife, shown in the smaller photograph. — She, luckily, had a stopper out, King- “ein spades and Ace in hearts. trump was bid and Squire uwney left the bridge in h dudg But it was not ten minutes before he returned in low n, thus clearly demon- ating his versatility. Special credit is due the pantryman of the “Max Beer- bohm," who snapped the serpent photos just as he (the pantry- man) was going down for the third time. Squire ‘Trelawney succeeded in luring the serpents within range and finally bored them to death with readings from “The Bridge of San Luis Rey.” Always an expert serpent-stuffer, he then stuffed them and hung them on the walls of his cabin. And there, children, they hang tod a bit wistful, a bit sad, but poignantly sweet with the mem- ories of the days when Mama was young anc ias dispelled their fragrance in a perfumed garden. —Peretman Makes Her Less Skeptical A husband who is in the habit of coming home late nights with claborate excuses says the best present to give a doubting wife is a copy of Believe It or Not. Hill—'m going to Mexico next week, Gill—Well, bomb voyage. Jonah (telling wife of experi- th whale)—And, my dear, you ought to see the one I away from, “You didn’t put out your hand, you made a wide turn, and anyhow I don’t like your radiator cap!” Nor $9 Loum ADRIAN: How the office force looks to the boss, comicbooks.com