Judge — March 30, 1929 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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\AIG: Judge Junior’s American Snooto Revolting window displays of live, slithering lobsters in’ fish cafés... DID LINDBERGH REALLY PLY THE ATLAN- TIC NON-STOP? 2 2). Has Johnny Weismuller been setting swimming records with an old electric fan for a propellor and water wings to keep afloat? 2 + Do you think for one minute that’ Bobby Jones could croquet joust? 2... TP LINDBERGH REALL JUDGE trounce ME in FLEW THE ATLANTIC. NON-STOP. WILY DOESN'T HE DO TE AGAIN? on Park Avenue with a phoney a e girl who, when she saw me pit of an airplane at the Aero Show, ni LINDY! 2... The widespread OLWILP. really thinking of cha The beggar gold tooth 2... sitting: in the knamed me epidemic of Lack- werin New York at night... Are they sing the name of New York to HOORYTEILLE? ©... Lam working on a device which, during the Six-Day Bike-Rac the track and point it into. the ning sprint at the start of a will suddenly straighten vut North River 2. . COULD LINDBERGH WIN A SIX-DAY BIKE RACE as one-man team > The man who LW ATE officiating parson throughout the cerem ny * * * Having become over-fed with the gypping wiles of night club ladies, T set out at high 4 other Tuesday in carnest quest of doing son gyYpping, myself toclub la selected a drooping in which [wasn't known. ‘The head waiter pounced clutch ingly on me bef from same 4 fe mny Mose was completely through the plum-tinted velvet: portals. I radiated toney prosperity and was ushered to a ringside table. Twas alor Phe show soon began. ‘The announcer introduced Dazzling Dazy Dizzy who gyrated thisaway and thataway for a while and eventually cucd the chorus of DizzyDaisies into her wake and they rated thisaway and thataway for a while. 1 be n eyeing the prettiest of the chorus. She was a swanky brunette with cavernous eves and a lithe stnile. Pretty soon my smilir der mine her and whatever it is tha esthetic ally drew her to my table when the finale came along and the girly flitted thisaway and thataway patting the cl sof the customers, She patted my cheek and whispered that she’ ffy tare began t Tress ina was intr dito me asa “Big Chain-Choreh Man and sit with me. The perfume of her greasepaint From Brooklyn”... Walter O'Keefe, sinker of and powder dang near strangled me, but 1 bravely sadsonks at Bar- Day! switehed my ney Gallant's, , You SHOMEDA! LEAD ) money from a having his pic- ture taken under the sign afront the Colony The atre, his name being in’ lit-up letters three feet high, The pie ture was taken at an angle which made AL Jolson’s name, down the street on the Winter Garde look about : inch and thre eighths tall... The best man at a wedding in Greenwich last Sunday who for titicd himself so well for the or deal that he had {SAINTUCK. to lean on the \ bi ESTRA PLAYED © MY oL’ iH HOME” - AND SHE WAS FH ROM LOUISVILLE —— OA RE LIke Tas, k to that space be tween my right trousers’ t sock and spat, and waited. Ten minutes later she was at my table know- ing me since | was oa baby. what-ho and no end !!!! Then 1 began ++ DT asked her whenee she hail ed... Louis ville, Kentucky, her home town ~.. What a small world; 1 told her 1 was from the South, too and assumed a drawl... 1 (Con, on p. 28) comicbooks.com