Judge — March 23, 1929 — page 18: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

First Sautisontan—IVithout a doubt, the JUDGE matic Arch makes him a Felides of Nubian Origin! Srconp SsitHsonian—Ridiculous! a migrated Felis Leo Gujratensis—not to mention the extreme claw Retractility! The Surgeon Visits a Patient “Well, how are you today?” 'N od, doc.” ybe “Don't bacilli, Rupture your old tricks, aren't you? Cancer be serious?” “Well, cutting up is my busi- ness—I've just. performed an other operation.” “Performing is the way you ought to hernia living, anyhow How did it suture?” “Just sew-sew. The patient's very weak antitoxin whispers bs case, I'm afraid, anatomy ether.” st-tube bad, isn’t it?” ah. Now I must roll along Wheel chairio.” “So long—see you tumor-o.” —Han Ssirit First Clubman—They tell mn Joe Gish is in Africa again, about to make his fifth hunting trip there. Second Clubman — Yep—back at his old treks. “Hang it! His mane alone That darn dth of the Zygo- signifies Boll Weevil has got into my tail again!” How to Fall Out of a Hammock By S.J. Perelman, Hammock Editor of Jepcer A week ago last Tuesday at seven o'clock Spring will be on us every hedge the" speckle- breasted brown thrush with pleat- ed trousers will resound. the crocus will be shoving gain and fre row the cry of sharp snoot above the se buds will be breaking into leaf on the trees, and A. A. Milne will be breaking out with three new five thousand yards of talk, and several vats of 3 ut Winnie-the-Pooh. It has been a hard winter, but it will be a harder spring. Don't say to me, “It's too carly to start thinking about falling out of hammocks.” Every summer this department has to listen to a lot of cheap complaints from people who have been frittering iway their time or washing their hair” when they should have been training with their hammock in the cellar, Our shipping department has been up to its armpits in work shipping a hammock with each subserip tion. Understand me, I'm not angry; just terribly, — terribly hurt. We do our part and what do we get? Magnolia. Last week we had just gotten Peoria when the landlady pinched our aerial to strangle her husband with, Now we got no acrial or nothing and we have to just sit and ne There ing out ¢ re several ways of fall- hammock, but if y mere dilettante n your merit bad are not want to e comicbooks.com