Judge — March 16, 1929 — page 28: what you’re looking at

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Similes Of 1929 As happy as a deaf man at an all-talkie, —Banrry Maionxry. Catholie U. °29 Instructor—Did you have any trouble understanding the assign ment today? Student—No, sir; 1 didn't read it. —D'Orsey D. Hersr, Yale 1 Collegian—Hurrah! At last I've written something for Jupar that has been accepted. Passerby—What was it? Collegian—A check for a year's subseription, —Jack Anrtew. Duke L Dean—Every year the school spirit gets worse and worse. Student—Not if you know where to get it, rk S. MacManus, U. of Pennsylvania "30 —Gr Then there's the high-minded young lady who blushes every time she Sees a Bayer Aspirin tablet. —Joun P. Warenrs, Dartmouth *28 i LLER—Take that! Ya d—n road hog. —Fraxx McFeatrers, Pittsburgh °31 How to keep from being held up. —Daw Layuayn, Williams °29 Oh, Yes, Spring By Ezna Pousn (If We Had Ever Bothered) Come, my songs, let us sing of spri The Dial is losing subscribers. March winds blow. But young girls’ knees Are no longer Unusus Spring rains And young m Sprout greenly. Next year [ think I shall endorse Lucki This cynicism breeds ennui. Oh, yes, the seasons And spring is neither of them. Spring comes on flat feet, With love in one hand and pneumonia In the other. Dax Nortox, U. of California '30 » here ind radishes has two good Ye Merry Ballad of St. George and Ye Dragonne Prologue But lende an ear ye noble lords The while ye sippe your flag onnes > And I'll tell ye tayle of brave St. George And howe he slewe ye dragonne, I Nowe St. George wasse an good- lie knighte Ye beste in England Merrie; In bout or joust or tourn Of hyme ye knightes were warie. nent, II He also loved ye flowynge bowle, And wasse fonde of makynge yippee; He knocked ye may le, s forre ye Porre hyme they were quite dippee. WI He journeyed to ye inne one nighte ye knightes In their nightly bulling ses- sione. “The Woman's Home Com- panion.” —Dave Witrock, U. of Wisconsin *31 an brymmynge flag- lyse pype and joyne comicbooks.com