Judge — March 16, 1929 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Kitchen Engineering We called her “The Kitchen Me- i chanie”— —— GY The cook that we hired of y« ma. succulent strudels Sa, And toiled by the hot oven's Se door. She fried and she roasted, she boiled and she toasted, She did all her chores with a will. Our Kitchen Mechanic was huge and Germanic Bat had no mechanical skill! But now in this age that’s electric, The kitchen in) most of our homes. Ix motored and wired, and she who is hired —____ f/_}| h Must know about currents and f \\ F olins. With humble egg-beaters con- nected to meters, With engines that ceaselessly throb SS —— aan And gadgets galvanic, a Kitehen Some Prominent Citizens Are And he'd ask me whence the frills Mechanic . . . i Instead of a cook gets the job! Interviewed Regarding the upon it, at ‘Awrittn Ls Linetass | Approach of Easter: I think—I know—I'd be quite glad. Jim Tully—Easter is a purple Herbert: Hoover—The climate laid by the great bunny, — in Washington is inferior to that | Time. in California at this season. George Jean Nathan—Dull, Gene Tunney—It 1 may quote painful revival of the old Resur- the Immortal Bard... rection theme, Jack Dempsey—\ guess it’s Dorothy Parker- O. K. There ain't much you If. in my new Easter bonnet. could do about it, anyway. | I'd catch the eye of a passing Edgar A. Guest— lad, When glorious Easter comes our way, We'll know that spring is here to | stay; When the kiddies plan their April It means happiness for all us | folks. | Jimmie Wather— thought this was V Dorothy Dis—Cupid is abr at Easter time, and he cares not whom he shoots. —Barny Maionxry ilasgow comes a report in there stole a street n won't do to save a nickel! Ce Berlin is to have a new sub- | : way. At last the devastated and reuse my butting in, boys, Ixveterate Frirt—Going torn-up towns of Belgium and but your middle “C” is just a my way, Miss? France are avenged. wee mite Flat!” | ea] comicbooks.com