Judge — March 16, 1929 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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IMIG: Judge, Junior’s, American Snooto Unless you're promoting it, don't bet on a prize fight... . Woman is the fourth, fifth, sixth and seventeenth dimensions. ... The word “prohibition” will one Don't about the younger generation; nd they don't worry... . If follow ridicu- day be an expletive. be silly and. worry let them worry you have an overpowering hankering to the sea, buy a yachting cap and sce how (oeo® : Please! Let is well as women on formal there lous you Took in it, 2 6. be comfort for men evenings. 2... We all ought to band together and in more seriously for vodelling! They quit pointing at me as a presidential pos sibility twenty-some yeahs ago, but if T ever have + (ind we are thinking of adopting Pao lino Uzendun ... it's such a baby-talky ind heredity means anything. my we about the White This is based on my own yen for mystery stories. Carolyn Wells, in her latest, “Phe Tapestry Murde dedicates the book to Herbert Hoover because he presidential tra ason is. name, Useudun) son will lou House Room carries on the dition of fondness for mystery tales. IT got a great vibration out of “The Room Murder,” but [ wasn’t fooled was quite obvious, or maybe Dim superendowed that Maybe Timissed my calling. (Cries of “We knew that long ago!) There are two Tapestry The solution Away, ther corking mystery yarns just out which T recommend, he Walter C. Brown, and S$. S. Van Dine’s Bishop Murder Case.” Thad no trouble with the solution of the former, but the latter book drove me to thirty-seven pineapple frappés with mars- schino, JUDGE CF LK Reading mystery yarns: late into the night is a trying thing what with T Jap oman, slinking about pre- tending to look for collar but- Once T caught him bend ing over my with a -horn clenched in his yellow hand. [ thought how silly the headlines would look next morn “SHOE-HORN FIEND CLAIMS ‘NOTHE VICTIM! . Junior, well-known young man about t clever, is snuffed out, no end, the fourth victim of fiend. ‘T characteristic of the murderer, that of leavin, for me, nato, my shoulder glittering she Judge, shoc-horn peculiar shoe-horn behind his victim's ear, was again found.” You can just betcha TE sent Tomato to bed without his rice. Went to the opening of Douglas Fairbanks’ new Man in the Tron Mask," and sat right yrentz, the man in the iron hat. Pair- ade better movies, but just the same My only objection is nd. Another thing movie, “The next to Pare banks has this one is well worth sc that it was very. very lon I did last week was see ibitzer.” It’s a darn funny show and the management gives out cards which entitle the holder to kibitz in any part of the country. ['m going to give mine to Grover Whalen! Among the new phonograph records, you will Me and the Man in the Moon,” “Good Little “The Song I we.” “Love Me t's Sit and Talk About You,” Vik: Bad Little You,” or Leave Me,” SWWOR RES “© Save , A MYSTERY S¢ NOVEL ¥ and “Ifow About Me”... both Victor and Colum- hia output. Bernard Sobel, Mr. Ziegfeld’s whispering bally- hoo, is arranging a “Judge, Junior, Night” at the Midnight Frolic. At Teast, he promised to reserve a table for us this week-end. We'll tell you how what-ho the Frolic is next week. Until then, don’t read anything else. Gny Ge. comicbooks.com