Judge, 1929-03-09 · page 7 of 36
Judge — March 9, 1929 — page 7: what you’re looking at
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# Analysis of Judge Page This page contains two unrelated items: **"Industrial Ditties: The Filing Clerk"** (left) presents stereotypical workplace advice for female office workers—maintaining proper filing, not socializing, rejecting romantic advances or gifts. The tone is satirical, mocking rigid workplace hierarchies and paternalistic attitudes toward women in clerical positions. **"Maison Chic" advertisement** (top right) shows a fashion store scene with a well-dressed woman confronting what appears to be a window dresser or employee, with the caption "The brute!! I'll see a lawyer!!" This likely satirizes fashion industry drama or disputes over designs/displays. **"This Is No Bull"** (bottom) contains brief humorous anecdotes, including a calculus problem joke. The cartoon shows travelers refusing to answer a man's question, captioned "The fellow who wouldn't take 'no' for an answer."
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