Judge — March 9, 1929 — page 34: what you’re looking at

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The parison of the values they offer: EQUIPMENT: tion, its own pri atlers invite your scrutiny and com- Every room has radio recep- ie bath, circulating ice- water, bed-head reading lamp, and the other characteristic Statler conveniences —includ- ing a morning paper under the SERVIC trained employees, working DOr. Statler service rendered by nder the most g” known, liberal policies of ‘guest-pleasi More than 82% of the Statler rooms occupancy. Fixed rates are posted in every Statler room. The,» organization of O70 Atkin there are Statlers in BOSTON —- BUFFALO -- CLEVELAND DETROIT -- ST. LOUIS. NEW YORK (Hotel Pennsylcania) HOTELS STATLER “Look, Mamma! Goody, goody! Moran and Mack oD udge hotels by what you get I High Hat (Continued from page 17) head and toss him from the room, I don’t know what I'd do with- out Tomato—faithful old alm If he interrupts me those faithful old almond ey will swell into big black wal- eves! nuts Oh—well—*Follow ‘Thra” peachy show, no end! is a I'm going to say nothing of “Whispering Gallery”—restraint is the most adorable thing about me. Dropped into an Eighty-sisth Street beer garden t’other evening. The tables had been taken out of the place and hospital cots had 1 in, 1 re- aiters. know been mov Surgeons placed I wanted t all about it, of course, a pretty nurse told me there wv much ether in the beer being served, that people were demand- ing operations along with it. | Dropped into the Dizzy Club ning. It isn’t as high hat stting to be—the old which was made into sso same as it was nickel piano, a ten-cent one, nickels Among the night clubs, if you belong, I should say the Club Lido offers most for your wasted money. Beatrice Lillie, the fe- male Four Marx Brothers, drolls there nightly, and Moss and Fon- tana, the high-hat hoofers, dance right into your heart. Going from the Club Lido to any other night club is like going from Bar- ney Gallant's to church, Personar—lIf_ the who had Forrest The: evening will ard $6.60 the unused seat, she will be partly forgiven, Juver, Jn. is now playing to gain. you date to meet me They Also Serve Waiter—Has your order been taken? | Waitee—Yes and so was my | photograph when I was a child. —Denuix Orisios A placid old lady who took life philosophically sat knitting in the drawing-room. To her there caine rushing her fifteen-year-old nddaughter. “Oh, granny, granny,” cried the girl, “father’s just fallen off the roof ¥, my child,” replied the . without even raising her T saw him pass the win- —Tir Bits comicbooks.com