Judge — February 16, 1929 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE a — — oo 7 | } | | | } | | | [7 / Nie » ISOTTA FRASCHINI IN THE APPLESAU 5 ALL DONE WITH AIR. HORSED THE COMED/AN WIRES, CRACKED THE WISE REUBEN If you like this one, I suggest you have it tat- Oh, kiddies, see Debussy chasing de mouse! } tooed on your arm, with my compliments. Alawyer Wham... A lecturer was wowing them with a the witness, “they were just ordinary size hoofs, peckers!” said a blushing gent in the rear of the mister!” Say, hoofs that knocking at my door? hall. It may not be funny; but it’s clean. || | Week-End Pests ment: “I shall now put several The professor is then bound Twe Parton Maarctay of you into a state of coma,” but hand and t and placed in the . . his’ remarks are superfluous, as — trunk, which is then locked. When Rig rear gee Pager” several are already in that state. he manages to free himself half tricke, the guests commence to When he fetches a trunk, how- an hour later, he finds himself in | disappear one: beione, They ever, and calls for a committee — the bag r of a train speed- not so much concerned with how t0 Teck hin in it, everyone jumps | he does things as with why he ss Kelunteers: | docs them. That is one thing _ Bi which nobody is able to discover. | Bh He commences by saying: “Has | Bel anybody got a quarter?” and | ; | several Scotch lads and lassies | immediately get up and walk out. He finally manages to borrow a | nickel for five minutes without interest, cither on the money or then rolls up his sleeves, dis- closing nothing but sunburn. “Now,” he says, “wateh closely the hand is quicker than the but the only person who watches closely is the person who lent him the coin, | He then produces a brown | on the part of the spectators. He derby and immediately gets a laugh out of it. Despite his hard efforts he does not succeed in get- | ting anything else out of it, but he { does get several groans and nasty | | remarks from those remaining. Citnopractor (to assistant)—Now, that’s no way to treat He follows with the announce- @ lady!! comicbooks.com