Judge — February 9, 1929 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Western Union, Aboard the Art- ists’ and Writers’ Special, Palm Beach Bound—to the Editor of York City send it Stop [ll tell it to you when I get back to New York, b stop me if you've heard it befe Stop I've lost a two dollar and ] ten cent pot and have retired to the observation car with my type writer Stop Just passed a shanty with ps person Judge, Our train buzzed out of Penn- ja Station with Clare Briggs x what ho behind the ob: Rube Goldberg yin his heart, sylvan trotti servation co: with gobs of 4 tossing nt on it and saw a white tbout a mile back Stop I'll send this colleet as soon as lollipops to him and 1 ' j ing a ukulele with his teeth the train stops, but if you want Stop John La Gatta pipir s this the way me to get in any more poker strum to the engineer | and down the train and inypeeting [Palin Beach?" Maybe some- games you'll have to increase my | electric fans Stop Charles V. Me. bedy will like that, too Stop Rex expense account Stop Arthur Me Adam, Esq. playing bridge and Beach gets off at cach stop and Keogh just joined me. He bidding twenty-three no tramp, — ‘MMeys the Atlantic Coast Line by he hears he is x to 1 suid he was trying to bluf C.D, lifting the observation car off the — Beach and is trying to verify it Williams and TL. ‘T. Webster Stop treks Stop Tf he doesn’t: stop Stop Charles MeAdam, Esq. James Me ners’ Flagg, Ar: he's going to be sent to bed with now claims he is a man of mys thar William Brown, John La out dinner Stop Ted Beall weary tery, ‘The mystery is how “he Gatta, Grantland Rice and Rube bis hat so low over his eyes he ever caught the train, He also playing poker; McClelland Bar- leks as though he were taking a informs me that Mr. Goldberg — | \ The combined in. Perpetual blindfold test Stop The used to draw under the name of | come of the men in the game is tin stopped at Florence, S. Car., Rembrandt, but you have to know roughly eleven million dollars, ad John Golden tried to wire hiy who Rembrandt’ is to appr and that is awfully rough! Judge Wife about a leading man for the — that Stop Shepherd Barc ‘dr, joins the game, raising the "W Rachel Crothers play, but Auction Bridge Ms so long he’s | total toe eighteen, million, ‘The Western Union had run out of been playing bridg limit is now five centy Stop Mrs, telegraph blanks Stop The best gotten dizzy. His brother just | Barclay hos already dubbed the story [heard on the train is asked him what he bid and Shep credited to it’s about a t but Western U Imund Davenport, — herd answered “LE bid you good ‘ling salesman, MecKeogh, the whispering maga it!" Stop Stop Stop Stop | zine editor, is sleeping soundly nwide | | excursion a “talkie Stop Arthur | ion won't let me —Juoce Jn | and broadcasting aon hookup through his nose Step Grantland Rice who hasn't won in three hours just f dences Stop John poker p toa pair Golden has discovered we are pletir cht sixteens in the golf tournament and George Abbott pops up with, “Why not force four caddies to join the Artists’ and Writers’ Golf Association?” Stop Clarence Budington Kelland, who has spent most of his life in a sand- trap just poked 1b ad through the door and said “Palm Beach.” That's not much of a joke, but somebody might like it Stop Stop Stop The best dressed golfer on the train is Charles D. Williams, widely known as ‘Bye’ in tournaments Stop John La Gatta, who has somehow gotten mixed up, just leaned out the window and yelled A A RESO GTC NS TIRE TaN eR RCNA ere pmEes four men shy of ¢ comicbooks.com