Judge — February 2, 1929 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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~ a | | Perelman’s Political Barometer (Continued from page 9) ran nok last year but barely made enough money to pay off the rer with a little ca cigarette money left over, The only drawback visible thus far in the session is that most of the lawmakers spend their time in Sullivan's shooting rcross the street, lookin exhibits entitled “Adam and Eve in Madison Square Garden” and “She Forgot to Look Under the Bed.” nators Point and Coun- terpoint have become quite expert on the lung tester and off the straw hat in the yi while Congressman Polsky Soldat has punched) four fifteen medals to send his stituents, The Democratic tloor leader has been informed by the mechanical fortune-teller that his star is now in Pisces and that he will marry a an blow Iss case hundred and con- steam-shovel with Two unnamed Repub uttempting to shoot a clay bird in the gallery, winged the attendant instead, and they did not get the bird, bird” from their fellows. Ah ha ha ha ha, Altogether, to sum- marize the situation, political ob- servers are optimistic, the Cabi- net is optimistic, in fact, every- body is optimistic serub-women blue hair. licans although got the except the who will have to tidy up the livery stable. And you can't very well blame them. —Prnenman Tur Miau-Borx Swat “John, have you a pocket- knife with you?” “Yes, my lord.” “Then cut me two hearts in this tree trunk, pierced with an arrow!” —Der Wanner Jacorr ' Where the profi An Adve There is in effect but one ff by the Bell Tele. \) phone System. This profit is profit paid not large, for it is the policy of the Bell Syste fi stantly improv 1 at the least cost to the public. The treasury of teler he American Tele- aph Comp. ceives dividends from the stock of phone ar ny re- ies. It receives m the operatin com- ch, engineering and staff work. It receives dividends from the Western Electric Company— makers of supplies for the Bell Sys- tem—and income from long distance operations. pb BITTERS Tones the Stomach Improves the Appetite Aids Digestion | | Sample of Bitters by mail 25 cts. C. W. ABBOTT & CO. Baltimore, Md. tisement of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company Bell System’s t goes Only one profit is taken from this moncy in the Amer- and Tel *s treasury. That is ican Teleph« aph Compan the regular dividend to its stock- in number—which it has never sed paying since its incorporation in 1885. Money beyond regular dividend requirements and a surplus for financial stability is used to give more ee Nr cm and better telephone service to the public. This is fundamental in the policy of the company. The Bell System accepts its respon- sibility to provide a nation-wide tele- | See phone service as a public trust. urpee’s B Seeds “| Grow ‘The Vegetablesand Flowers ou would like to sce grow= ingin yourgarden—readall about them i: Burpee’s Annual | It describes Burpee Qual- ity Seeds, Bulbs and Plants. | A million people use it as | their garden guide. Write for Burpee's Anaual today. It's free. W. Atlee Burpee Co. Box 299, Fhiladelphia Burpee Bld, comicbooks.com