Judge — February 2, 1929 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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| | | The Absent-Minded Gangster He was very forgetful. Often he would forget what he went out for and return with the same number of bullets in his gun that he had when he went out. Finally the leader tied a string on the absent-minded gangster’s finger to remind him he had to / kill somebody. One di he did it, and then. absent-mindedly, forgot to make a getaway. 0 the authorities tied a rope around: his neck to remind him not to kill anybody else. ey —R.C.O'Bries | YOU WANTED A BABY SPOT,NO? } ASKED THE DUMB STAGE-HAND by Say, if three quys didn't proof-read this garbage, 1 could tell you SOME: stories, what 1 mean stories. An old beldame visit- ing the wards cried, “Oh, you poor man, so you've lost a leg! Here, have an apple!” “Hey, Jake,” observed the patient to his neighbor when she'd gone, “I think Til have the other leg off before her next visit; 1 might rate a banana! There are too many kind old ladies in the world. The Radio Announcer about it. The landlord himself Telephones His Landlord will be glad to tell you all about it, and when speaking to him don’t “Hello, Mr. Radiolandlord, and forget to. inquire about Apart- all the little landlads and land- ent 13. which is being sub- lassies. This is rtment 13, let at rris Towers, reat reduction, Good night, dear radiolandlords, and all the place where the tenants sigh the little landladdies and land- for a silent night. I am glad to hes broadcasting fron lassies.. Good night and may you and all your children get as much sleep as this announcer. H. F. Mueller. that the music is coming over fine. The saxophone solo which has been played for the last five hours comes from Apartment 16 directly across the hall, The mechanical music comes through the courtesy of the Fink family of Apartment 17, who purchased a sceond-hand player-piano last week, and don't care if the whole world knows it. The quartet's singing comes through the half- inch wall of Apartment 11. The chimes you hear are the crystal chandeliers on our ceiling accom- panying the family — upstairs. whose three ¢ ters are entered ina Black Bottom contest. Before hanging up, this an- nouncer wishes to state that Ter ris Towers is the ideal place for | one who can appreciate the rest and quict of this apartment house. You really should investigate this place, at least there should be verten Sauesmax—What did I tell you? Look! Did | sowie! sort of ‘ani investigation ou coer see anything like:that car'for-a hill climber? | comicbooks.com