Judge — February 2, 1929 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Mitch Ado About Nutting | ———— — a trouble wit this country is thay’re trying to git too much education where it don't belong. Wotteryer mean, education? I was lookin’ at a civil service examination for firemen to-day. Yeal the questions? Well, here’s one: Wot is the difference between a moose and An’ wot was some of a mouse? Yeah, an’ wot did th’ boob write for a comeback? He writes on his paper: A moose cannot have any little mice for her children, An’ here’s another: Wot is the difference between a sub-deb an’ a submarine? An wotterver think th’ smart aleck comes back wit? Soich me. He says: Ao submarine sub- merges in water. Well, maybe he’s right. Blamed if L know. Gimmie another, Here's one‘ vthered me. Maybe it's over me head: Wot's Reno got in common wit Phili deliver? An’ wot did he sa He sed: Both was cradles of independence. Well, fer eryin’ out loud! Maybe you can git this one: Wot's matermony got in common wit alimoney ? Give up. Yeah, that was th’ right’ an swer, Now see if you can do this. Gimmie a sentence wit th’ woid adamant in it. Heck, I can do that one easy. Adamant Eve was th’ foist people in the woild. Swell. Why don't yer go after the job yerself? Because I'm doin’ all right wit me taxi-eab, Wot kind of a car are yer runnin’? A pretty doggy bus. Wotteryer call it? T call it Run Tin Tin. Well, s’ long. S' lon hg —Grorcr Mrrenece “Oh, I'm all right, Mother. The important thing is to keep the extremities warm.” f sy the kitchen stove, because I bet you anything strip-poker! end up playing comicbooks.com