Judge, 1929-01-12 · page 18 of 36
Judge — January 12, 1929 — page 18: what you’re looking at
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JUDGE Kindly take rear seats until the presentation is over, good pipple. Mr. John Galswhoopee, the eminent survivor, was lecturing before a woman's club. “May I have a pitcher of ice-water on the table, please?” he asked the chairman. “What for, asked Coralie Gables. ‘No, to do the plunge in!” finessed John. The lid is on the under- world; throw out the drag-net! to drink? Design for a fountain, Ww “What's Bill doin’ on top o° that pole?” “Committing suicide.” “Ia he going to jump?” “Say, Miss! Ain't you got no orchids?” “No, he’s waiting for an airplane to hit him.” comicbooks.com id |