Judge — January 5, 1929 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Try It There is nothing more refresh ing than a tour in an open car up north in the wintertime, especial- ly if you first remove the wind- shield. Away from stuffy steam heat and out on the open road the better part of the day! That's the life! That's what adds zest to living! Over icy roads at sixty miles per! That takes a cool’ driver. Up through the hills and moun- tains which are covered with snow even in the summertime. Down through the breeze-swept valleys below, down the steep hills with a foot on the clutch and the car for added speed, and No ferry waiting; What if the car does go through the ive? A cold plunge never hurt anyone; it is invigorating; and makes one tingle with joy. What if your straw hat blows > The fresh air can’t) hurt What if you're wearing Your knick- crs and open. front. shirt cover them, and no one shall be the wiser, So take off your coat and vest, roll up your. sleeves and drive away the first time w J zero weather! Air; cold, s) ling, Lots of it! This tour is not addressed to sensible people, of course. We t to those fresh- nds who, every time the place gets comfortal it’s stuffy windows, out of ge more breeze! the river is frozen over. your lightweights? tk- breezy air! are addressin air f complain and open up all th Let them take one of these tours as deseribed and for- evermore be cured of that mali- if not of the re- sulting pneumonia, —R. C. O'Brikn cious practice, A number of Mestris survivors were on the Celtic, which re- cently foundered. They'd better try using another ocean. oueeee GIRL FALL OUTER JAMAICA MADDER SOMETHING ICIER QUTWIT SMOTHER GUY ALLOT BUTTERNUT SINEW WITHER INNER MONTH JUDGE When did | Sur—I'm terribly sorry to have kept you waiting. you get here? Tom—lI forget the exact date! Wire— told you it bring along an umbrella! still you wouldn't comicbooks.com