Judge — December 29, 1928 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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“John, is everything shut up for the night?” “AU but you, darling.” —Fnev Kock, U. of Cincinnati ’29 The Sceptic “Does your little girl still be- lieve in nta Claus?” anta Claus! Why she doesn’t even believe in Mr. Coolidge —Raovr Briumpenc, Yale '29 Daughter—Dad, I won't need any clothes this winter. Daddy—Ye Gods, has it come to this? —J. E. Carner, U. of Virginia 29 “What's the difference between a plumber and an Economics pro- fessor?” “I bite, what?” “A plumber doesn’t pretend to know anything about Economics.” —S. Eant Heinsay, De Pauw ’31 Tell the next beggar who ac: costs you in the street asking for “a dime for a cup of coff run up to the Old Gold pla take the blindfolded test; they give him four cups of coffee free! —Siwvey Sisto, They Shall Not Pass The football season is over and all the newspapers are full of sad, sad stories about gridiron heroes who are fighting for their lives in dreary hospital wards. What could be more pathetic than the case of Hosmer Dribble who is suffering serious injuries after making a pass at the e fi daughter? —Rocer Denisos, Lafayette "29 “O"—Is it really true that you are going deaf? “K"—Nope, that’s — only hear-say. —Rowert Pierson, Exeter '31 “Hear about Alec getting shot?” “Was he a rabid dog?” “No, a bird dog.” —Manrces Messincer, U. of S. California ’30 The White Man's Burden Lady Member—What is the Yellow Peril? Greens Committeeman — Dan- delions! —Raovtr Biempere, Yale '29 “Do you know if the editor has looked at any of the poems I , sir, he glanced through n this morning.” “Oh—just a cursory examina- tion, I suppose?” “You're right, sir, I never heard such language in all my life.” —Hosten Winttass, Denison '29 th A gentleman of the old school. —Atan Baxter, Williams 30 comicbooks.com