Judge — December 29, 1928 — page 17: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

= -— Mitch Ado About Nuating | A Prophecy Farewell, old Nineteen Twenty- eight; Were you a dry year? Well, I'm here To state You were a flop In spite of Cop And like Official. A poor fish'll Always get Wet. And I guess Unless I'm a liar Nineteen Twenty-Ni Without Beer Without Wine Undoubtedly Won't be Much drier. And thus pessimissing, as one will, we don’t think there will be much let-up during Nineteen Twenty-nine on the — Scoteh Thrift Joke. Which reminds us of _ the Scotchman who wouldn't even give a nickel for a Boomerang. A Drive for Better Driving The Driver who madly drives And flippantly takes our lives May learn to drive in ‘Twenty- ne A blessing not only on your folks, but mine. . “Is this Spring 3100?” "Yes, Lady.” “Oh, goody. Will you kindly send over one of your best de- tectives. We've just had a mur- der committed in our Living Room and we don’t know... .” “Rel little, ; haven't caught up with our crop of murders pulled in Nineteen ‘Twent ght. Jest as soon as we. . Well, here’s to the ladies—God dress "em. —Grorcr Mirenence JUDGE DOG'S LIFE Hollywood romance ends in pretty ceremony “Give me a police whistle—quick!” =e SO comicbooks.com